jeez man i started reading this and i was like "so he's gettin a frappacino, a latte, el grande? pfft whatever i've had coffee before what's this got to do with tom cruise" but MAN i was not expecting to read about a suicide attempt in this topic from that moment on the way i felt about this topic changed forever...also pretty typical of italism to hit suicidals and then drive away i hear. you're probably lucky tony soprano didn't show up to make you an offer you couldn't refund. good thing that police boyfriend showed up when he did otherwise you would have been sleeping with the fishes tonight.

also i feel for ya man, i've been imposed upon before like this. i mean, nothing as annoying as someone attempting suicide while i was jonesing for a cuppa joe but i have had to call 911 before and the bitch was pretty irrelevant like, "what is the nature of the-" and i was just "BITCH PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE STAT!" don't do that though cos i had to call back and by then it was already too late.

He said I wasn't his type. I preffered double chocolate donuts and he preferred sprinkled donuts.

I see... I think I might have something similiar to that. It's the first time I witnessed this stuff so I don't know if it is a full blown fetish yet.

lmao! nuff said.

This actually made my night, very interesting story. lol but what kind of coffee did you get afterward?

That is seriously freaky. O-o But uh, if that ever happens to me I say we start killing all 50-55 year old men. I don't need dents in my fucking car caused by suicidal oldies.

That is seriously freaky. O-o But uh, if that ever happens to me I say we start killing all 50-55 year old men. I don't need dents in my fucking car caused by suicidal oldies.

 

Great story man, I figured it would be Tom Cruise Scientology 101 but no, instead I get the heavenly light of the coffee shop and an attempted suicide.. 

The weirdest part for me was when the guy got up, and the fact that the lady left her car!?