HEY KIDS I LISTEN TO HIM, THAT'S COOL NOWADAYS, RIGHT, RIGHT?!
I had a consistently drunk 8th grade teacher that, while I wasn't in her class at the time, actually printed out a 'joke test' that she got from a fellow teacher in an email (I believe it was something along the lines of MATH IN THE HOOD countin' bitches and ho's) as an actual TEST for her 8th grade class. Needless to say, after 20-odd years of whiskey hidden in a Garfield cookie jar, she was fired. She was one of those teachers that consitently tried to be "hip" and cool" and FAILED.
I think it was like this, only MUCH WORSE:
BAD BAD BAD MATH TEST (Click to reveal)NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB_________________
1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round mag. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramon hit before he reloads?
2. D'Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram. What be the street value of the rest of his shit?
3. LaDwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to get the 20% upside?
5. Desmond gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $9000?
6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3-8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 4 Ho's in the gang. There be 24 ho's in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?
9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?