gamesmasterjasper's Bullshit: An Inconvenient Gaming Truth

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gamesmasterjasper

#1 February 26, 2008, 12:53:35 pm

"Sometimes I don't game... then I wake up" - gamesmasterjasper (joking about games)
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Well met gamers, gamesmasterjasper here.

For those of you who don't know me, I am a somewhat well-known gamesmaster, connoisseur and critic around the web. Like you, I spend a lot of time in front of the console (s - in my case), but perhap a bit more so as I am always trying to educate myself on the subject of gaming. I constantly try to stay ahead of gaming trends, culture, and in some cases - unfortunately - lies and deceit.

This brings me to the subject of this topic, which I have created on numerous gaming forums in order to advertise the first episode of my new show, gamesmasterjasper's Bullshit: An Inconvenient Gaming Truth. In it, I will unveil corporate gaming lies that will hopefully turn your world upside-down and open your eyes to the trickery that is being employed by certain people in order to taint the gaming experience of the every-day consumer.

So please, if you feel even remotely moved or affected by games or gaming in any way, I strongly urge you to watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAFdIr7KKIE

Thank you.

"Don't judge a game by its cover. Judge it by its creator."
- gamesmasterjasper (me)

- gamesmasterjasper

"All people are gamers, they just may not have found the right game yet."
- gamesmasterjasper

"I may or may not believe that it is an important subject, but it certainly is not a game."
- gamesmasterjasper (on economy)

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jamie

#2 February 26, 2008, 12:57:55 pm

ruined former youth seeking atonement
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hey GMJ (can i call ya GMJ?)

been a fan for way back - loving the new vid. heh that DN:F jibe at the beginning was classic. where IS it? but off course, we cant always be warring with one another - we may have our different opinions but we are all gamers and you stand for that ideals. i'm happy you came upon this forum - everyone has something to learn from you

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Vellfire

#3 February 26, 2008, 01:44:04 pm

TV people want to leave
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Cool! That's cool dude! I have certainly heard of you!

I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
BRRING! BRRING!
Hello! It's me, Vellfire! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! ... Bye! CLICK! @gidgetnomates

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Mama Luigi

#4 February 26, 2008, 01:55:25 pm

Wind of Peace
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This is...

not the right forum for this.

Also photos from iStock are not the way to get your point across.

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Swordfish

#5 February 26, 2008, 03:06:02 pm

Comrade!?! I AM NOT A FUCKING RUSSIAN
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*shrug* it was meh, not sure what else to say about it.

RIP DoktorMartini

My brute!

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jamie

#6 February 26, 2008, 03:09:50 pm

ruined former youth seeking atonement
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honestly it kind of breaks my heart to see gamers react to a heartfelt message like this with such apathy

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kentona

#7 February 26, 2008, 03:18:32 pm

even more eviler than Skeletor
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My...my gaming experience is... tainted?

..:: Full game is released. Download it now! ::..

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Kaworu

#8 February 26, 2008, 03:51:38 pm

kaworu*Sigh*Isnt he the cutest person ever
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I totally agree with you gamesmasterjasper. Copyright infringement is like a cancer on our precious community, and because of it, I cannot tell what is official Ikkitousen and what is not. It is good to see people like you fighting the good fight ^_^

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Sludgelord

#9 February 26, 2008, 03:59:58 pm

Who's the boss? Not you, bitch.
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Jasper, you and I go way back and I'm proud to call you a friend of mine but I personally feel this was uncalled for. In fact, it's even a little hypocritical of you to call me out on copyright infringement when your avatar is a fan drawing. Where would we be today without doujinshis, GMJ? Where would we be without fan mangas? You yourself were talking positively about the doujinshi game Tohou the other day. What about that?

Still, I'm not taking it too personally, as I know it was not a personal attack on me, and I'm still glad to call you a friend and a colleague.

Last Edit: February 26, 2008, 04:01:51 pm by Mario Do'Urden

Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

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Dale Gobbler

#10 February 26, 2008, 04:13:52 pm

Meh.
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So the point of the video was to get people to watch anime?

I'm mean, you start off talking about how wrong parodies of copyright material is, and then near the end you say, "There's a lot of good anime out there".

Last Edit: February 26, 2008, 04:18:50 pm by Aztec

m
o hap

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ase

#11 February 26, 2008, 04:29:55 pm

It's A Short Eternity... live with it
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gamesmasterjasper when can we expect more videos from your bullshit series???? i feel that my gaming knowledge of the..... Truth.... is a little skewed and hopefully you can lead me in the right direction (East)

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local_dunce

#12 February 26, 2008, 04:47:03 pm

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you are an terrible human being, i for one wont be coerced by your propaganda "bullshit" trying to pawn yourself off as an edgy do-gooder trying to out the bad niches of the gamer market. YOU don't know what you're talking about and everyone here has already clocked it. look at these guys:

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So the point of the video was to get people to watch anime?

I'm mean, you start off talking about how wrong parodies of copyright material is, and then near the end you say, "There's a lot of good anime out there".

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*shrug* it was meh, not sure what else to say about it.

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This is...

not the right forum for this.

Also photos from iStock are not the way to get your point across.

do you not get it. they AREN'T fooled by you. I AREN'T fooled by you. As far as I'm concerned you aren't welcome here anymore in my books you have probably been hired by the anime companies to infiltrate our gaming community to pander your wares well you better LOOK elsewhere.

now is the winter of our discontent

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Cardinal Ximenez

#13 February 26, 2008, 04:51:33 pm

Not a 47, just a liar
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gamesmasterjasper is the master

Last Edit: February 26, 2008, 04:58:51 pm by ASE

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Sarah

#14 February 26, 2008, 04:59:54 pm

Blackman the Game: 0% complete
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I am inclined to agree with you, GMJ.

See, I've known user CBoyardee for about four or five years now. There was a time when he was cool... when he cared about the gaming scene. He and I would laugh together... we'd cry together... while playing the best of the best.

But he's changed... his recent Barkley antics are laughable and Black Hommer is just disgusting. User CBoyardee is a fraud and a disgrace not only to gaming but to the internet. I have requested he be demodded and BANNED on several occasions but the admins are too caught up with their Ganja and their soldat.

If you're ready to wage war and make gaming honourable again... I'm on your side... gamemasterjasper.

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Shepperd

#15 February 26, 2008, 05:36:25 pm

MUSULMAEN
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"Don't judge a game by its cover. Judge it after playing it."
- DJ Soup (me)

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Chubby Skelly

#16 February 26, 2008, 05:37:25 pm

Got the powerup and won the game
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I dunno, I can see his point. Chef used to be pretty original but recently he's just taken other peoples' good ideas (Homer, Barkley) and run with them.

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bible_basher

#17 February 26, 2008, 05:40:22 pm

Me loves the beautiful game of soldat
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anime != gaming

get your facts straight dude

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[19:42] <crooksy> i kissed a 13 year old

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#18 February 26, 2008, 05:41:06 pm

Insane teacher
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games master jasper, is it okay if i mention you on the frontpage??????

brian chemicals

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Strangeluv

#19 February 26, 2008, 05:41:43 pm

HEEEEERRRREEE'S JOHNNY!!
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"All people are gamers, they just may not have found the right game yet."
- gamesmasterjasper

Wise wordz.

Me and Tom Under the Boardwalk ... there is so much fun to have under the boardwalk

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Paragon

#20 February 26, 2008, 08:29:07 pm

wake up with the king
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i have never seen someone so conceitted................ sriously you should at least quote someone else once in a hwiel give them some cred!? like you cam up with copyrights or somethign!! maybe they should have acop yright on copyright!!!

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