When I drink I do it with the intention of getting totally shitfaced.  But only when the mood strikes.  And the mood only happens to strike once every few months, i'm not much of a social drinker.

Nah, don't drink I'm afraid. Can't really find a reason to do so and for some odd reason, I find that my nose is really sensitive around alcohol...might be something within me calling me towards the drink...no, but I've gone so far (without drinking) amidst people who drink so why stop now? Yes...to have fun would be an answer but I do usually take the sober/take-care-of-the-others role when my friends and I go out. Besides, it's hilarious when you can remember stupid things your friends did and all they can say is, "huh?".

Basically whenever I can. I had a bottle of whiskey and just drank like 6 days out of that week, but usually I don't have alcohol so it is pretty sporadic. I guess that is a pretty bad way to approach alcohol, but whatever!

My drinking habits are pretty erratic. Before I started living on my own I drank perhaps five to ten times a year, y'know, at parties and stuff, and usually just a beer or two (but I got drunk really fast).

Then I went to university and the introduction week was practically made out of beer. I even had to miss an entire day after a cantus the night before (for the unenlightened: beer, song, and more beer). Since then, I've gained some weight and I can stand alcohol a little better (i.e. I can actually stand).

After I moved out it dawned on me that I could basically do whatever I liked, including drinking. I'm not that good at making friends, so a lot of evenings I was just sitting in my room getting drunk. I sobered up after I failed maths pretty badly (lectures of which took place early in the morning and I almost always had a headache).

I made some more friends after that so now I'm back to only drinking at parties. It's picking up a little because I have this amazingly sweet girlfriend to go out with as of recently, but she won't let me get drunk (which I really appreciate).

So now it's at once every other week/once a month I guess.

I go out every weekend, pretty much, either Saturday or Friday night.
I like to have a beer when I get home from work or college, it helps me relax, although not every day due to me wanting to keep fit and expenses.

My sister is a complete pisshead though, she goes through like 2 bottles of wine a night.

I used to drink a lot and then I got put into hospital and was given the whole IF YOU DRINK YOU DIE speech although it's probably not that bad so now I only drink once or twice a week and never heavily.

every chance i get!  never while alone, though.

A cup of wine per day.