I used to think critters would come out of the toilet and try to eat me, also thought that when my mom was pregnant with my older sister me and my brother were in her legs waiting for our turn to be born.

The strangest (not saying that those aren't strange enough already) thing I used to think when I was a kid was that everything in my dreams were real and actually happening, though I sleep walked few times when I was little something just seemed to resonate with me and my dreams making me think so.

I believed some interesting things.. I was a pretty gullible child.

• Girls had penises.
• "If you watch/at/play/whatever too much of <insert something> you'll become one!"
• A monster lived under my bed.
• The world was a peaceful place.

 I believe people made babies by lying next to each other nude.

I believe people made babies by lying next to each other nude.

Haha, me too. I certainly did not think that it would involve anything COMPLICATED LIKE SEX.

I didn't know what the street numbers mean't when I was a kid, like downtown and stuff
ex: 1603 5th ave SW. Means 16th streeet and 5th ave sw.

I thought that they were each a seperate building and I was in awe in wonder how there could be hundreds of them in one square block (yeah that seems naive, but I seriously didn't understand at all)

Man it's kind of disturbing that people thought girls had penises - unless it was a real long time ago

I mean at some point for me it was established that girls /don't/ have what guys have - but I knew there was something there too because how else are you going to take a whiz

so I think what I thought was like guys have got this TUBE and girls are just like if a guy lost their schlong whatever kind of thing they'd have left to pee out of

I used to believe in the chupacabras.

I used to believe that if I ate watermelon seeds, watermelons would grow inside my stomach.

That was an episode of Rugrats

I used to believe that fish come from the earth. I was somewhat a dense child, I didnt realise they come from heavy deglaciated comets, passing through the nagaso belt, just one mile above the o-zone layer. I mean it's pretty obvious when you think about it. The deglaciated ice fass through the earth, embedded with the charged negative reactions from the nagaso belt, fusing the bio-mantle into living organisms, which then happily fall into water such as oceans or lakes.

The first time I swallowed a watermelon seed, my cousins told me it would grow into a plant inside of me, and vines would grow out of my ears. Then when they try to cut it off, it will be really painful. I immediately started bawling. And they eventually told me they were kidding.