Stupid Things you believed in when you were a kid! (Read 4531 times)

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Share them; they're usually pretty funny. I'll start:

- If you went into traffic circles (roundabouts?) you had to stay there, circling, until you run out of gas. Don't ask :<
- If you hit the gas together with brake at the same time, the car exploded.

I probably have more, contrary to expectation I don't really remember them right now. Will post later if they come back.
Last Edit: April 06, 2008, 07:03:30 pm by ASE
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I used to believe that my grandmother (who is turkish) lived on the moon. So whenever we went on a plane to go to Turkey I thought it was there we were going.

A confused 2 year old :(
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When we traveled by airplane to an other country, i used to believe that the country was above us, in the sky >.<
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Haha, I used to believe that I had an extra set of eyeballs (hint-being a guy). A friend had also convinced me that all babies were born male and if the parents wanted a girl then the doctor just pushed everything back into the body.  :crazy:

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I thought little gnomes ran the stoplights.
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i had no idea what a vagina looked like so I just assumed the skin kind of went inward just like an ass crack, but it still confused me how it was possible for girls to pee
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i had no idea what a vagina looked like so I just assumed the skin kind of went inward just like an ass crack, but it still confused me how it was possible for girls to pee

oh yeah i used to think they peed out their butts

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I also used to believe in Sinterklaas. I even pulled off thinking the two rather different people playing him (one dutch, one belgian) were the same person (namely Sinterklaas, damnit), despite very obvious discrepancies like where he lives, what his horse is called, how many people he employs, and whether he visits the dutch Sesame Street or not.

I also also used to think gnomes were just a myth. Now I know better!
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Girls never fart or have a poo, so they must not have arseholes. (I still believe this.)
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I thought "whacking off" was that you literally slapped your cock with your hand/object.
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i used to think foreskin was a flap overtop of the penile hole that was FLIPPED UP for urination.


like a doggy door.
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As a child, I believed cartoons were not drawn but actually consisted of people in really convincing costumes or puppets.
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I used to believe different countries lived on different planets, like I thought the American Indians lived on Mars and Africians lived on the sun.

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Also I still have no idea where girls pee from, I asked my girlfriend this once but still havent figured it out.
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As a child I used to think the Nazis still run Germany, England controlled the world, americans all talked like john wayne and Tails had a mad crush on Sonic.
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I used to believe that mothers pooped out their babies when giving birth instead of...actually giving birth.
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like I thought the American Indians lived on Mars

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Last Edit: March 15, 2008, 11:33:16 pm by Rockman.
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Tails had a mad crush on Sonic.

This is kinda true in my opinion.