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I got raped like 5 times in a row.

WOO.
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my name is assadollah rafsanjani, born in jalalabad in eastern afghanistan to an 18 year old man and 16 year old woman. 

one year later my sister was born

one year later my brother was born

two years later my brother ASHKAN is born

the next year another sister is born

my 11 year old sister is a factory worker and my 11 year old brother is a textile worker

I marry a girl with leprosy

i die in the military at the age of 20.

fuck this game is depressing.
Last Edit: March 21, 2008, 04:28:06 am by angry black man
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12 year old boy in America, romantically involved with an 10 year old girl...

Relationship > Try to have a child

Your girlfriend is now pregnant...  Holy shit....
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yea, i was born in india and never got into college, I had pretty shitty jobs and my sister turned retarded due to some random illness. The retarded sister got married before I did and had a fuckload of kids until her husband died via car accident. Then I moved to Africa and I had around 8 kids and three wives, all which ended up dead at a relatively young age. I moved to Senegal where glaucoma turned me blind at the ripe age of 67. I later died via heart attack at age 69 and was only worth 157,364 CFA Francs. Tough luck.
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After starting a decent life in India, my father died of a stroke, and when my mother couldn't get enouh protein, her growth was stunted. I did fine in school, finally getting a girlfriend (although she left me because I wouldn't propose). I got married later on and become a stonecutter. Too bad my mom died from diabetes and I just got epilepsy!

Fuck this game is sad.

Edit: I just drowned at the age of 24. Holy shit.

Edit: A new life in Saudi Arabia let me experience the joy of having a sister die of dehydration. From ACUTE DIARRHEA
Last Edit: March 21, 2008, 07:12:47 am by Ash
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After starting a decent life in India, my father died of a stroke, and when my mother couldn't get enouh protein, her growth was stunted. I did fine in school, finally getting a girlfriend (although she left me because I wouldn't propose). I got married later on and become a stonecutter. Too bad my mom died from diabetes and I just got epilepsy!

Fuck this game is sad.

Edit: I just drowned at the age of 24. Holy shit.

Edit: A new life in Saudi Arabia let me experience the joy of having a sister die of dehydration. From ACUTE DIARRHEA
hahahaha yeah i got the diarrhea one in india too, i did a double take when i read it
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noooo. i had a dude who was a professional athlete in india who had like 95 athletics, but then i took a fall and got a permanent limp, so my athletics went down to 20 and i lost my job.
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what do you mean depressing? I found it easy to winnish at this game.

EDIT: Stealing is WIN

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Ahahah. At age 40 me my brother and my 60 year old dad all got drafted into the army.
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Ahahah. At age 40 me my brother and my 60 year old dad all got drafted into the army.

That happened when I moved from Cuba to Finland. My father was on his DEATH BED when they drafted him.

I can just see it now, this old Cuban man hooked up to an IV and everything shuffling around the battlefield, barely able to support himself let alone the gear he'd be carrying.
Last Edit: March 21, 2008, 02:58:14 pm by UPRC
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12 year old boy in America, romantically involved with an 10 year old girl...

Relationship > Try to have a child

Your girlfriend is now pregnant...  Holy shit....

Shit that is awesome (not to sound like a pedophile).

I'll be getting this game soon and probably will share my experience with you.
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hmmm, so apparently if you have too many kids, the game crashes. i was i think 26 and i had 13 kids and the game gave me a range check error, so i tested it out again and it seems that every time you have more than 13 kids the game gives you a range check error.
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I can't actually get a depressing life. I started in a war filled area of Afghanistan as a girl with high attractiveness and low strength/endurance, and it STILL ended well. I picked all the bad choices (I got married 5 times and must have had a ton of kids) and while my kids kept getting killed, I didn't. I eventually got so rich that I moved to a less war-torn area, and died married for 20 years from general complications of old age.

God dammit.

Oh, actually, I did have one shitty life. I was born in Poland to unemployed parents with 3/4 brothers and sisters, and all us kids died within 5 years of starvation. That was lame.
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ok so i went to college and got a degree in art... yet i'm not qualified to be an artist.
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I am an Australian girl now. I have not started school yet and there have already been three major tropical storms and one fire. Crazy.

EDIT: I am 9 years old and there have been 11 or 12 tropical storms. Man, I have not been affected yet but it is only inevitable....

EDIT 2: Man, I just had to leave Australia.. Look at all these fucking storms!
Last Edit: March 21, 2008, 06:47:41 pm by UPRC
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I tried to start another life in Cuba but then I died at age 13 as a victim of war. Fuck Cuba, I'm going to try and make it as an Iraqi instead.

Man, when writing the article I wanted to show a quick game, so I thought I would try something interesting and then die fast. I started life in Haiti, dropped out of school and moved to cuba where I became a beggar. Nothing has happened up until this point. I lived in Cuba until I was 30 and still NOTHING HAPPENED so I shipped up and illegally emigrated to Somalia and lived in Somalia until I was 70 odd and not a single itneresting thing happened in my whole life. I was a religious nut and a political activist and the extend of INTERESTING STUFF was being arrested, my dad dying from a car accident WHILE IN JAIL and my dad going blind at 3 different points in his life.

I also played the whole game at the lowest budget settings, starvation, homeless etc and I lived to 70. It was the most boring game ever.
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It was an alright life.  Born in Ireland, became a doctor ,  but my son died soon after, but then a couple years later I adopted a 7 year old daughter.  emigrated to the US and retired at the age of 56 and lived till I was 74 when I died of of prostrate cancer
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