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I think people haven't made a topic about this game because (hopefully) they are not that interested in Mario Kart anymore. It's by far the most stale series I have ever seen as it has been recycling same levels, characters, weapons and ideas since the first game. I actually have to admit that level design does seem a bit better than before this time around but seriously, I have almost completely lost interest in Mario Kart and I doubt I'll get this.

The gayest thing about Mario Kart is how the players behind you always get a handicap and there's no way to turn it off.

The game has the Nintendo brand slapped on it, what to expect? Nintendo is by far the worst company when it comes to making a sequel that is different from the previous game. Sure, going with the winning formula isn't wrong but... let's create some new franchies Nintendo, don't just make games that are basically remakes.

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I have seen the advert for this on TV a few times now...it really sums up how confident nintendo are of the game.
Back when the wii was new they would show you people using the wiimotes and how that affected things on screen, but in the mario kart add you get a 2 second glimpse of the screen and you see 4 people laughing and holding wiimotes without even doing anything. Pretty bad ad imo
that's pretty bad.  I really don't want to see a bunch of tools playing a game, I want to see the game.

And I'll be getting this game.  The last Mario Kart game I've played was on the N64 and it was a lot of fun.  I never played any of these fancy Double Dash or DS or GBA versions or whatever.

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http://wii.ign.com/articles/865/865975p1.html

There's a review up at IGN.  They said it was pretty good!   WTF 8.9 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT LEAST A 9.0 GOD IGN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!
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I have a strong dislike for the mariokart games (well and racing/kart games in general since they haven't changed one bit since the mastersystem), but I'll still play it with my family if they want (funnily enough I dislike it the most, play it the least yet always win *_*). It's pretty poor. Some of the tracks are more interesting than the gamecube game (the minecart and shopping mall tracks are ok) but playing it splitscreen, the framerate is absolutely trash. Like playing crysis full res on a ten year old PC. The introduction of bikes throws everything out of whack (they have better handling). The blur on the graphics is really distracting to me (it's like seeing without my glasses on!). Battles feel somewhat weaker with their wide open areas and mass of bots. Lacks the frenzy of playing in such a confined area.
Plus the wii steering wheel is the worst gimmick yet for the system.

Double Dash is a far stronger game despite the few gem levels on this. Like don't bother buying this just pick up the gamecube one, it works on the wii anyways and you'll save money!
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I honestly think that Mario Kart franchise is the most overrated one in history of Nintendo. It was great on the SNES, and I do remember having a good time with the N64 one too, but all these games are so unbalanced and gets boring so quickly that it's not even funny. I still play them from time to time because some of my friends like them, and granted it can be fun from time to time if you haven't played the game for some time and you play it for short periods of time.

I'd probably buy this to see if it's any good because there's honestly not many good offline next-gen multiplayer games yet. But first I want to know that is there really anything new about this game that makes it worth buying? One thing that really seems better than ever before is the level designing, but that alone isn't enough to buy me.

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I just got the game today, and all I can say is I HIGHLY reccomend it. My buddy's and I have been playing the first 16 tracks since 5' and a serious hat's off to Nintendo for their level design! They really seem to have bothered to make the levels exciting and interesting this time around. Rather than DD's imo rather poor design.

One level for example is Toads new level. At first it may seem a simple dirt track but soon develops into a rather tricky session, involing negotiating a botumless pit using giant mushrooms that bounce you across. I have yet to get across without falling in.

TBH, I could write a whole review about the radness factor of this game. But to keep it short, it's ZANY and fast paced. It's back to what Mario Kart should be.
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This guy who does somthing called "The Smashed Update" on youtube lives in japan (he is not japaneese) and he has a sneak preview:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EDE8Uce17Ok
To me, it looks very good but he does make a good point, "Wii Condoms" are a pain in the ass to take off! So this looks to be a good wii game and hopefully japan will remove that "MADIO KART WIII!!!!" sound effect from the wii menu icon >.<
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Wii "condoms" are easy as fucking pie to take off. What the fuck is wrong with all you people? I keep hearing it. I can take mine on and off in an instant.

I'm also glad to see more love for Mario Kart. Also Kentona, if you can, you should try giving Mario Kart even as much as a test spin. I get the vibe this one is much alike it.

But man that guy doing the preview suffers from certain mental illnesses!

I'm glad the wheel is great though.
Last Edit: April 12, 2008, 12:46:44 am by Mr. L
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Condoms are easy as fucking pie to take off. What the fuck is wrong with all you people? I keep hearing it. I can take mine on and off in an instant.

Maybe you shouldn't buy magnum if you don't need them.  They could slip off at the wrong time!  :(
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Wii "condoms" are easy as fucking pie to take off. What the fuck is wrong with all you people? I keep hearing it. I can take mine on and off in an instant.
maybe for u, not for me :/ idk i like have bad luck when it comes to that kind of stuff  :fogetnah:
I'm also glad to see more love for Mario Kart. Also Kentona, if you can, you should try giving Mario Kart even as much as a test spin. I get the vibe this one is much alike it.

Me too, and yes people who like driving games/mario should give this a whirl when it releases, i know i will >:3

But man that guy doing the preview suffers from certain mental illnesses!

no, he is just trying to make it funny and he is also drunk....he is drunk in most(if not all) of his videos to make it funny, people like "Chad Wardenn" suffer from mental illnesses

I'm glad the wheel is great though.

me too, hopefully it will be better than games like exite truck(i just did not like those controls) and it also looks like a pretty slick and accurate steering wheel :)

Edit: He has a new vid on mario kart wii: http://youtube.com/watch?v=E08Jjcu0xfo nice looking tracks :D
Last Edit: April 12, 2008, 03:17:33 pm by darkjak951
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Hah! Just unlocked the ability to play as Miis. This just got 67% more fun. The Mii voice is class.

It's a great game n' all, but there are too many retro tracks (half the tracks are retro). It'd be okay if they tarted the tracks up a bit, but the GBA Shy Guy Beach level is just shit 'cause it's a flat level with some trees. Reeks of laziness.

I finished the 50cc cup without even knowing karts could do tricks. Once I got the hang of tricks, the game just opened up all new levels of fun.
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So then it's..... fun?
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Yeah, it'd probably be better if they cut down the number of retro tracks to put more new tracks.

Screw you europeans I want this game already.
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Something about this game makes me remember why I want to sell my Wii.

Dammit! Release SSBB in Sweden already so I can play it and get it over with!
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Seriously guys, Mario Kart will sell a shitload of copies.  Nintendo isn't trying because they don't need to anymore.
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Something about this game makes me remember why I want to sell my Wii.

Dammit! Release SSBB in Sweden already so I can play it and get it over with!

Get a fucking Freeloader, you nancy bastard!

Seriously guys, Mario Kart will sell a shitload of copies.  Nintendo isn't trying because they don't need to anymore.

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Something about this game makes me remember why I want to sell my Wii.

Dammit! Release SSBB in Sweden already so I can play it and get it over with!

no disrespect, but are you suffering from 360, ps3, or PC fanboyism? Nintendo wii is in between 360 and ps3(360 being on top and ps3 on the bottem) so its in the middle of the "console food chain"
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no disrespect, but are you suffering from 360, ps3, or PC fanboyism? Nintendo wii is in between 360 and ps3(360 being on top and ps3 on the bottem) so its in the middle of the "console food chain"

Uh... What are you talking about? He never mentioned any of those consoles, nor did he say anything that reeked of being a fanboy.
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no disrespect, but are you suffering from 360, ps3, or PC fanboyism? Nintendo wii is in between 360 and ps3(360 being on top and ps3 on the bottem) so its in the middle of the "console food chain"

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no disrespect, but are you suffering from 360, ps3, or PC fanboyism? Nintendo wii is in between 360 and ps3(360 being on top and ps3 on the bottem) so its in the middle of the "console food chain"

You sound like a fanboy.  Games > Console.  If a console doesnt have the games you want, why bother?
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