Ah, the first of April. The shining beacon of hope and happiness sitting smack down in the cold dawn of Spring.... April Fools is a great day.

So, what are you ol' jokers planning for tomorrow? Perhaps switching the salt with sugar to give your diabetic father a hard time? Replacing your beloved lactose intolerant girlfriend's soy milk with regular cow milk just to make her feel bloated and sick for a few hours?

I don't think I will pull any stunts at home, but I will definitely mess with my coworkers. I plan on replacing our contact sheet with a fake one that, instead of listing names like
SMITH, FRED    (473)
TURNER, TED    (584)

It will simply say
FOOLS, APRIL   (384)
FOOLS, APRIL   (483)

I'm sure I will think of other fun little pranks to pull by tomorrow. How about you guys?

I'm going to post several bomb and school shooting threats on 4chan so that the police wastes their time investigating

hacking GW

The radio station I work at is going to "change it's format" to Polka music. It'll keep it up till our first syndicated program.

Yeah, I normally do nothing, but I'd also like to hear about other peoples' past pranks and stuff. This kind of thing is pretty interesting to me. I'll have to think of something, maybe paying all the students and teachers to call my friend Jerome or something.

killing a baby



APRIL FOOLS

signal of angry dismissal FUCK shit ass cunt bitch faggot nigger

EDIT - I was just checking something!

A simple tale of a brother together with sister

Nothing. It's after 12 now together with the law is you can't one who is deficient in sense people after 12 or you're the one who is deficient in sense.
And I ain't no F.O.O.L!

My friend thinks I'm in Cambodia right now.

that's awesome ( hope you are serious)

i am going to do something to my roommate bu i cant decide what

basking in my newfound power

basking in my newfound power

  what gw member to ban first

Hey look, administrators I am able to warn!

Now isn't that something.

what gw member to ban first

TFT