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dragonheartman

#21 April 03, 2008, 05:03:25 pm

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Quote from: Magical Negro on April 03, 2008, 03:44:38 pm

tell them to let you suck a titty for your lost milk.

I was thinking this. It'll work quite well.

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Mince Wobley

#22 April 03, 2008, 05:05:47 pm

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Write "I spit on my milk" on your milk.

Or stop drinking milk, you're not a baby anymore and you won't have osteoporosis right now if you stop drinking it for a few years.

Or put a sterilized cockroach on your milk.

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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Vesper

#23 April 03, 2008, 07:12:18 pm

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Quote from: #1 Dad on April 03, 2008, 03:21:42 pm

Personally, I'd go with Climbtree's idea.

More importantly, though, why do you drink so much milk? Milk is so... thick. It leaves a residue in your mouth. It can be refreshing on occasion but I can't imagine anyone drinking a gallon a (week?)

milk is the best thing ever. i probably drink about one and a half gallon a week. so good.

swedes got a tradition of drinking milk though. how fat is american milk btw? i don't see milk as thick at all.

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hero_bash

#24 April 03, 2008, 07:20:01 pm

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eat whatever they put in there too... roommate code

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Marcus

#25 April 03, 2008, 07:22:31 pm

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Drop a condom into the milk. Condoms are sterilized out the packet but I for one would be pretty grossed out seeing a floating rubber inside some milk.

If that doesn't work, threaten them with displacing their girlie things. I know my sister HATES it when I unwrap her tampons and leave them sitting around the house.

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Mongoloid

#26 April 03, 2008, 07:26:51 pm

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Sorry guys, I like milk way too much I guess, I buy a gallon about every 4 days, and eat 1-2 bowls of cereal a day. Plus macaroni, and other foods that require milk.

The code thing is a joke, obviously this wouldn't be much of a topic if I just said "My roommates keep stealing my milk and I'm going to confront them right now."

My favorite idea is taking the jug with me into the bathroom. If they saw me do it, they seriously wouldn't even ask. They would just not drink anymore. I'll probably try the food dye first though. Just to be different.

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EvilDemonCreature

#27 April 03, 2008, 08:39:42 pm

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Just take a sharpie and label the carton: "Masturbation Jug".

They won't be able to figure out for the life of them why it's called that, but they'll stop drinking from it.

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#28 April 03, 2008, 09:10:10 pm

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why aren't you guys having milk orgies you're so gay

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#29 April 03, 2008, 09:36:24 pm

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Quote from: Catslacks on April 03, 2008, 09:10:10 pm

why aren't you guys having milk orgies you're so gay

Of course. This is so obvious. He doesn`t fuck everything with tits and therefor, he must be gay.

Thanks man you really opened my eyes on this one.

I like pie :-)

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Dave

#30 April 03, 2008, 09:47:51 pm

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tell them its milk comes from your penis

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Feldschlacht IV

#31 April 03, 2008, 09:55:53 pm

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Tell them to stop drinking your milk.

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#32 April 03, 2008, 10:16:20 pm

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Quote from: RPGer on April 03, 2008, 09:36:24 pm

Of course. This is so obvious. He doesn`t fuck everything with tits and therefor, he must be gay.

Thanks man you really opened my eyes on this one.

ahahahahahahaha

please be serious

no, actually please be joking.

I'm of a mixed opinion on your reaction.

btw, you should throw chunks of yogurt into your milk.

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Sarah

#33 April 03, 2008, 10:38:49 pm

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Quote from: EvilDemonCreature on April 03, 2008, 08:39:42 pm

Just take a sharpie and label the carton: "Masturbation Jug".

They won't be able to figure out for the life of them why it's called that, but they'll stop drinking from it.

I am pretty amazed by this statement.

MASTURBATION JUG? I DON'T GET IT BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN/SOMEONE WHO HAS NO IDEA ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL???

Last Edit: April 03, 2008, 10:41:02 pm by #1 Dad

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#34 April 03, 2008, 10:52:47 pm

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Quote from: #1 Dad on April 03, 2008, 10:38:49 pm

I am pretty amazed by this statement.

MASTURBATION JUG? I DON'T GET IT BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN/SOMEONE WHO HAS NO IDEA ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL???

same thing???

Also it is common human nature to never question anything ever no matter how strange or awkward it is and to avoid it and not drink from it and never speak of it ever ever

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ThugTears666

#35 April 03, 2008, 10:56:29 pm

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Quote from: #1 Dad on April 03, 2008, 10:38:49 pm

I am pretty amazed by this statement.

MASTURBATION JUG? I DON'T GET IT BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN/SOMEONE WHO HAS NO IDEA ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL???

I think the reason is nothing to do with that, I think he means they will wonder does he use the jug to masturbate? Does he just have it when he masturbates or does he wank into it or what? I personally wouldnt go near a jug with that written on it. Not because they are female but because WHO GOES A DRINKS FROM A JUG WITH THAT ON IT

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Frankie

#36 April 03, 2008, 11:30:34 pm

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"Man, id sure kill anyone who drank from my jug of milk." is a good line to throw out there at supper time. Then you glance up at them...

"its... its my milk..."

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#37 April 03, 2008, 11:35:50 pm

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Quote from: Psychoskull on April 03, 2008, 11:30:34 pm

"Man, id sure kill anyone who drank from my jug of milk." is a good line to throw out there at supper time. Then you glance up at them...

"its... its my milk..."

ahahahahahaha yes

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Lars

#38 April 03, 2008, 11:37:12 pm

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each time you notice someone's drinken from your milk, buy a couple of pig kidneys, place them (bloody) on a plate in the middle of the living room (on a table?) with a note: THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

and a bloody knife should lie next to that

at least that's what i would do

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Ghost_Aspergers

#39 April 03, 2008, 11:40:10 pm

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Quote from: #1 Dad on April 03, 2008, 03:21:42 pm

Personally, I'd go with Climbtree's idea.

More importantly, though, why do you drink so much milk? Milk is so... thick. It leaves a residue in your mouth. It can be refreshing on occasion but I can't imagine anyone drinking a gallon a (week?)

Eh? I go for two cups of milk whenever I don't feel like/ have the time to have breakfast or lunch.... so I can see why he would do this.

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Luvdisc

#40 April 04, 2008, 12:09:55 am

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I still think you should lock the fridge for a few days...

I swear to you, it'll teach your Room Mates a lesson...

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