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Mongoloid

#41 April 04, 2008, 04:45:43 am

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I can't leave bloody kidneys in the room because the dog (whom i hate) will eat them, and my trickery will go unheeded.

also, the masturbation jug thing is a pretty bad idea, cause not only will I too be grossed out, but when I have a girl over and she finds it in the fridge i will look like a dumbass/sickmotherfucker.

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HL

#42 April 04, 2008, 04:47:40 am

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Quote from: Eric on April 04, 2008, 04:45:43 am

also, the masturbation jug thing is a pretty bad idea, cause not only will I too be grossed out, but when I have a girl over and she finds it in the fridge i will look like a dumbass/sickmotherfucker.

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no dude maybe she wants to drink your cum how is this bad idea?????

(i felt horrible typing that

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Randy Moist

#43 April 04, 2008, 05:00:24 am

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I really like the suggestion of subtle references during meals about how dear milk is to you. Sort of a passive aggressive approach to make them feel shitty. Oh and building off of Climbtree's suggestion put Goat milk in an empty carton.

Quote from: Feldschlacht IV on April 03, 2008, 09:55:53 pm

Tell them to stop drinking your milk.

This post is funny when I remembered you made a topic whining about how poor general is. And yet you make a generic, repetitive reply to which Eric replied directly to with "Yea, but that would be a shitty topic". I'm applauding furiously!

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#44 April 04, 2008, 05:10:17 am

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Quote from: Dharma_and_Greg#1fan on April 04, 2008, 05:00:24 am

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This post is funny when I remembered you made a topic whining about how poor general is. And yet you make a generic, repetitive reply to which Eric replied directly to with "Yea, but that would be a shitty topic". I'm applauding furiously!

yo this is a callout

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Vellfire

#45 April 04, 2008, 12:45:48 pm

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just write SHITTING DICK NIPPLES on it, it doesn't imply the jug is involved but it's equally disgusting

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chanicakes

#46 April 04, 2008, 10:24:01 pm

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Quote from: Eric on April 03, 2008, 08:25:31 am

SO I am looking to keep my roommates out of my milk.

I drink a lot of milk, so I have to keep a gallon as opposed to a pint, and therefore cannot fit in my basement fridge. So I keep it in the kitchen fridge, and my roomates keep fucking drinking it.

My male instincts tell me to put food coloring in it (girls hate off color foods?). Will this do anything to cheapen the milk or make it expire quicker?

I am very interested in learning any fowl tricks to keep my roommates out of my food. And my beer.

ps. don't say "confront them" because it is roommate code that you cannot tell them what they are doing to irritate you.

pps. my roommates are both girls. and i am a man.

Tell them for each litre they drink of your milk, they need to drink a tsp of your sperm... that should stop them.

Or go the normal way and buy in smaller containers but multiple... even if it's like 1 buck more to buy 4 1L instead of 1 4L it will keep them out of it.

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Bunsen.05

#47 April 05, 2008, 12:04:44 am

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Question: Is this mythical "Roommate Code" you speak of something you have discussed with them or is that just some rhubarb that someone told you about?

I live with two girls and I really don't see how asking them politely not to drink your milk is a bad way to go? Do you guys share all you're foodstuffs, none at all, some complicated arrangement that you have? Because if you guys share food (like us, we just all do one big grocery shop together) then I reckon you're being a dick about the milk, but if you guys do buy your own food you have a legit point.

In conclusion: If you share groceries, youre being a nonce. If you don't share, just ask them politely to stop drinking your milk (or maybe just not so much of it).

Here endeth the lesson.

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Frisky SKeleton

#48 April 05, 2008, 12:38:00 am

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what you could do is tip your fridge on its side and pour the milk into it, like a bathrub. that way you can keep it in your room

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GoombaStalker

#49 April 05, 2008, 07:46:00 am

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the two i like best so far..

A - Lock the milk up
B - they drink the milk they need to drink yours

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Bobberticus

#50 April 05, 2008, 06:27:34 pm

now that's what I'm talking about
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So um, to this point it's unclear, did you ever just tell them "HEY DONT DRINK MY MILK"?

fuck it all, dd is dead

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#51 April 05, 2008, 08:25:40 pm

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They probably think you bought that much milk intending for them to have some.

You know because that is a lot of milk for a person

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dom

#52 April 05, 2008, 09:12:40 pm

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Quote from: Dharma_and_Greg#1fan on April 04, 2008, 05:00:24 am

This post is funny when I remembered you made a topic whining about how poor general is. And yet you make a generic, repetitive reply to which Eric replied directly to with "Yea, but that would be a shitty topic". I'm applauding furiously!

the topic is already shitty dude

nobody cares that you can't handle roommates eating your food because you have no idea how to live without your mom holding your hand

this is not the way to a better forum

by the way, passive aggressiveness is also known as "being that guy nobody likes because he's fucking weird"

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HL

#53 April 05, 2008, 09:15:31 pm

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Tell them for each litre they drink of your milk, they need to drink a tsp of your sperm... that should stop them.

This is a really good suggestion Eric, and since she is a girl, and you're dealing with girls, her suggestion has more power and intent, and you should go with it basically.

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Lord Kamina

#54 April 05, 2008, 09:20:41 pm

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Now I wonder...

You DO know that milk in fact causes osteoporosis and is about 50% pus, right?

Quote from: 2Beers on May 11, 2007, 06:38:02 pm

if you're a vegan you support baby killers

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AdderallApocalypse

#55 April 05, 2008, 09:24:35 pm

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Put some x-lax or a lot of fiber in the milk, that should teach them a lesson.

I am serious, by the way.

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dom

#56 April 05, 2008, 09:36:10 pm

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Quote from: Lord Kamina on April 05, 2008, 09:20:41 pm

Now I wonder...

You DO know that milk in fact causes osteoporosis and is about 50% pus, right?

yeah but milk is delicious

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ATARI

#57 April 05, 2008, 09:38:08 pm

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just label the jug with "Your Name - Don't Drink Please" would be enough.

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Feldschlacht IV

#58 April 05, 2008, 11:11:31 pm

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But seriously, assuming you haven't already, the best answer that anyone could possibly give you is to maturely tell your roommates to stop drinking your milk. There's really no better advice than that.

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#59 April 05, 2008, 11:15:41 pm

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Everyone ruined this topic gj guys

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Dave

#60 April 05, 2008, 11:19:22 pm

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Quote from: Catslacks on April 05, 2008, 11:15:41 pm

Everyone ruined this topic gj guys

This topic was wrong ruined before it was even created. GW style!

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