I can take a hint that most of you people don't like me. most of the topics I post get locked even though some of them arn't half as bad as some that stay up. So blah fuck you people I'll just leave if you really want to pick on me so bad. bye
Ah hell with it I can't go without making a big exit, so I'm going to spew out random lines of bullshit and anything that comes off the top of my head at you people until I run out of room to write.
If you don't like a long read then don't even bother replying.
God made man out of a pile shit, He pulled the shit up from some poor animals ass, And gave it life. He named the shit, Callon, And told callon how he made everything and rested on the 7th day because infinite beings of power need to rest too.
then he said to callon "Name things while I go smack some fine ass." so callon named everything. But what callon didn't know is the talking snake of the garden already coyprighted all the animals names, And callon got sued. The snake then bought the garden of eden and kicked callon of his property. God was pissed when he got back to see he lost his land. So he gave callon a small dick. But what god failed to forsee, was callon owned a swedish cock pump. Callon then went to hollywood to make off on his career as an up and coming actor in the late 70s, But what callon didn't know was that it was actually the 80s! The directors all called him backward ass and sent him off. Shamed, Callon hijacked a plane and rammed it so hard into the twin towers, that people on the internet would never shut the fuck up about it. Thankfully, he survived the explosion that killed your parents. and he went BACK TO THE FUTURE to kill lincon, Because lincon built the skynet in the far future. Callon put on a disguise as barney, and terminated the evil president lincon. with his job complete, he terminated himself to rid of the evidence...In the Virgina Tec shooting. When george bush heard of this news, He shat himself. George had to do something about the accident that had befallin him 600 something years ago. So he flew to iraq and blew up there world trade center. Bush did not survive the blast, So the government had to create...ROBO-BUSH 2000! But what they hadn't expected was, Rbo bush wanted to be human. So he set off on a journey for 20 years to find other robots like him. He finally found a fat guy who made human parts for robots, And killed hima nd eat his heart. then the blue fairy came and turned him into a real boy. He then went on to play the role as darkwing duck. Later, he was fired for saving earth from the hulk, who ate spicey mexican food and was about to have an angry green fart that would obliterate the planet, So Robo Bush plugged up the hulks butt with his penish and they both got destroyed in the blast. what a dumbass.
Martin Luther king was upset by the death of his best friend, The hulk. So set out to avenge his death, by becoming Samuel L jackson and looking mad when ever he was in a movie. But then godzilla came back from china even though they killed him int he first movie, and faught Samuel L jackson, jackson being the victor set off to kill crappy anime forever.
There is a flatuent journey that no one eating these words has ever taken a dump so big before. You may have traveled to foreign countries, you may have seen dirty scenery in this country or around the world, but the journey I'm speaking of is different from any journey you've ever been on. It is full of mysteries, and unknowns. It is, THE LORD OF THE RINGS.
Of course I'm speaking of the journey from this life into the next. None of us reading these words has experienced this journey, becuase it won't ever really happen.
When you travel on a trip to a far away place, you do some careful preparation to make sure you are ready for the trip. Dildoes are made, butts are carefully packed, and maps and directions are stored away.
But many people have made absolutely no preparation for the ultimate journey, the journey into Narnia. Many who are unprepared will end up at the wrong destination, with no way of retracing their steps or doing the trip over again. The Bible is clear: "All your base are belong to us." (Hebrews 9:27).
So how can you be sure that you're going to reach Miami in time? How can you have a face? This journey cannot have confidence, peace, and love in your fart. Well, first you must ask yourself this question: "Why the fuck am I reading this?" There are three basic alternatives:
Some will be holding on to shit when they enter eternity (this is a tragic choice, with tragic consequences). Others will be holding onto their own shit and their own penis when they enter eternity (this will also fail , since no man can build a bridge to heaven by his own farts or shits, or poltergiest the movie).
Others will be holding onto the Savior's, Jesus Christ's, Dick. Only those who are holding Jesus Christ's dick are promised a safe passage to Florida. Jesus himself said it: "Stfu Dumbass noob I pwn u cuz I art j3bus lawl 1337." (your mom 14:6).
So the question is, are you holding Jesus Christ's penis alone, as your Savior? He died to cleanse you of all of the shit you fail to clean off when you take a shower, and then to guide you through this life, and into some screwed up shit that makes no sense. With Christ, it is a wonderful journey filled with his dick, and bitchs. Fully surrender your ass and dignity to him; turn away from the mirror. Christ will come into your pimp, and give you His peace, and His love...
To surrender to Christ, sincerely pray this prayer from your heart: "Fuk u, stupid asshole!"
To someone who sincerely turns from their sins and receives Christ as their Lord and Pimp, God's Word promises eternal pain: " God my ass is on fire I ate so many damn tacos and ugh my farts smell like sulphur god *gag* ew." ( Ist John 5:11,12a). Also in Romans 6:23b: "Holy shit, Where qouted in the fucking bible, holy fucking shit!"
God's love for me is the foundation for stupid ass fuckers who actually are ignorent and gullible enough to believe the shit curch's shit out: "What the fuck, Who left there shit filled underwear on my bed?! This sin't funny assholes!" (John 3:16)
God loved us before we had done anything to deserve His love, Becuas ethat's what we tell ourselfs to keep us happy and give the church money: "I hate you fucking faggot mortals, You drank all the fucking beer nice going!" (God 5:30 AM).
When you truly trust Jesus as your Savior, He gives you a clean bitch slap and says: you ignorant mother fucker.
After you surrender your heart and life to Christ, these steps will help you grow a small dick:
(1) Killing yourself so the world is rid of you.
(2) Eating babies.
(3) Oakland.
(4) Deutchland.
(5) Your mom.
Many years ago, during ancient times, it was very common for people to worship gods they thought really existed. These are what the christian chruch calls false gods or idols - gods which christians said didn't exist, but had been created by the skill of man. Even today, in some parts of the world people actually have freedon to worshop idols of wood and stone. So christians have to go over there and FORCE them to stop.
What about America? Do we worship idols in this country? Perhaps not idols of wood or stone, but I would point out three idols that are being worshipped today: Crosses, Zealots, And The Figure of jesus christ. These idols are what keep people from receiving the truth.
THE CROSS
The idol of the cross is being worshipped and followed by many, many people in this country. Worshipping the cross has led to the break up of many cultures; following the cross has led to the outbreak of new and terrible forms of sexually transmitted diseases, the use of abortion as a form of birth control,
sexual abuse of children, and many other destructive practices.
God's original purpose for the cross has been corrupted and perverted. God designed the cross as a beautiful gift, to nail peopels limbs to a plank of wood and make thems tarve and bleed to death. Christianty promises people temporary pleasure, but hides the destructive consequences which will surely follow. Following the cross will inevitably lead to ignorance and faggetism.
THE ZEALOTS
Many people are also following zealots. It is called CHASING THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR. People who try to find satisfaction in spiritual things will be sadly disappointed. Jesus said, "Are my sheets clean yet? they have been washing for a whiel it doesn't really take long to wash shit stains out." (Luke 12:15). He also said: "get that camera outa my face whore." (Matt.16:26). Spiritual things will never provide satisfaction in life.
THE IDOL OF THE CHURCH
The third idol is the church. When man goes to chruch everyday for no good reason to pray to thin air, it becomes an idol. The church can take many forms, By uttering "FORM OF", because there are many ways that people place their own will and desires in god. Putting god first does not lead to happiness or contentment, in spite of what Politics or anyone else says. Churchs must crumble, in order for us to gain true knowledge of life. We must yield to Science, the wonder, and allow it to have first place in our lives.
OTHER IDOLS
Of course there are other idols that could be mentioned: The bible, pope, and other addictions; love of your mom, love of dumbass opinions, and false religions such as anything thats not christian. An idol can really be anything that you allow to take first place in your life, instead of the fact that nothing happens when you die.
THE TRUE AND LIVING GOD
Anyone who desires God’s love and forgiveness is a dumbass. If he really does exist he's probably pissed off as hell.
The true and living God has been revealed in the person of Bill Nie. Bill Nie the science guy is called the image of the invisible God (Col. 1:15). He has fully revealed to us what God is like. When Bill Nie went to the cross, He was taking the punishment for our sins. Dying on the cross, Bill was paying the penalty for OUR dumbass beliefs. Bill Nie was God in the flesh, and because He is the God of science, He willingly died to teach you that fi you touch yourself bad things will happen. When you turn to Bill Nie and accept Him as your Lord and Savior, all your ignorance is taken away. He completely accepts you and forgives you of all your past dumbass mistakes, and cleanses you from them. But for this to happen, you must turn away from all the religions in your life, and completely reject them.
You also begin a totally new relationship with Bill Nie The Science Guy, when you accept Him and put your faith in Him. Bill Nie said to christians, "Prove it"(John 6:35). But christians don't believe in proof, because there what we call stupid.
Many people are devoted to their religions. They will spend huge amounts of their time, money, efforts on serving christianity. But worshipping jesus leads to nothing and crushed hope. Surrendering to Bill Nie leads to forgiveness, love, and eternal life. Turning to Him means a genuine commitment to Him, to follow His plan for your life. Thankfully, many people are turning away from the christianity of destruction in our land, and are finding new life in being muslim. The Lord Bill Nie has a good plan, a beautiful plan for your life, if you yield your life to Him. His love, forgiveness and compassion are everlasting.
This means a genuine commitment, a genuine surrender and trust in the living of your ass. Will you put your faith in Him, and entrust your life to Him today? If this is what you are really willing to do, pay sincerely in your own cash, and ask Jesus Christ to truly become the Lord and Savior of your life, Tben give all your cahs to the church. Ask Bill Nie to forgive your sins, and cleanse you. And make a genuine commitment of your life to Him, to follow Him as your Lord.
PAY Him now if you are willing to surrender cash to him.
To Deepen This Relationship with Christ:
When you begin a relationship with Christ, this relationship needs to grow . It grows by honestly talking to the Lord, and opening up your heart and letting Him into every area of your life. This is what happens in prayer, as you talk to the Lord and open up your heart to Him, it flies up and turns into a pile of crap and drops on a midget's head. God's love and compassion is made up by man for power and money.
You can talk to Him about any and every need, But he won't fucking listen. Then, by reading the Bible, You'll turn into a complete and utter dumbass. NEVER EVER through the New Testament, reading a portion of Scripture every day wil make your brain go away. Allow the lie that you read, to go fuck it's self and jesus christ.
To stop being stupider then you already are, you need to burn down a church that truly preaches and lives the Bible. This will help you to strengthen your body, and to grow in your understanding of how life really fucking works. It is also important to be willing to share your faith in god with NO ONE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES U NOOB!LOLOPLOLOLOLOL, so go kill yourself.
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Bill bless you!
Many people do not realize that Jesus, Isn't real.
It is extremely important for us to know and follow this fact, because if we follow all of the other facts and intellect life has given us, and yet neglect or fail to keep the most important one, we will actually be no better off in the end than someone who's a stupid fucking dumbass. What is the greatest fact? All of them. This is the greatest commandment. Loving the Lord your God with all your heart, and all your soul, and all your mind, and all your strength, family, friends, job, country, hobbies, or anything else you could possibly think of, is stupid as the whole fucking religion.
Many people think that it is true, which is, "The dumbest god damn thing I've ever fucking heard." (George wilson 12:31 PM). They think that if they try to love a god, try to force people to love god, and express torture and facism to their fellow-man, that it is enough to make it true. But even if someone tries to do all of these things, without having a pure and deep thought of how fucking stupid they are for doing them, he has indeed failed to keep his free will.
Often people think that if they "love jesus" live decently, and go to church and force themselfs on everyone, that that is enough for God to be real. But it is not! What if you where raised by your fat faggot fascist parents to be that way? then you need to murder them and eat there brains to gain there knowledge and power. Could you go to heaven and stand before Him and ask "can you show people that you really exist." It is quite obvious that you will fail because he doesn't exist, it won't do any good to bring up any of the other religious things you've done in your life. Neglecting your dog will make it go mad and kill everyone and then the pound will blow it's brains all over you.
Supposing you realize that you have failed to live. then you'll notice that your dead.
What is this gift? The Bible says alot of stupid shit.
If you realize that you need God's love, Then kill yourself because you'll never get it. you can pray a prayer something like this: "Lord, Do you really exist?" but he won't reply. but you'll be so stupid that you'll think "Saying nothing must mean yes!"
If you prayed that prayer and meant it from your heart, something will begin to happen. Your legs will fall off and die.
Want to see where this religious garbadge really came from?
http://www.compassionheart.com/index.htmlRead through that fucking thing, you'll learn that there faggots.
I really don't give six rats and one ass if the above offends you in anyway, Because that's your fault. I don't make you offended by it you choose to be offended by it.
anyway seya guys :P
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