Food [TELL] eating dandelions (Read 2552 times)

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when I was a wee lad, we used to go berry picking. Around town, bushes would grow. You could only take em if they was like at least a metre twenty off the ground, because any lower had likely been pissed on by drunks. Foraging for dandelions is a pretty funny image, but it also has some kinda naive charm about it.

Nowadays we grow our own fruit and veg in a nice big plot. It's great to have your own carrots and shit. Especially strawberries (I love strawberries). Me and my dad wanted about half the garden for growing stuff, but my mum likes having a lawn :(
But we're doing ok. We grow Carrots, potatoes, parsnips, strawberries, some other berries, rhubarb, greenbeans etc and we're always composting leftovers and other stuffs (have two large compost bins). Not exactly foraging, but it is pretty cool and refreshing to have some responsibility and control over the creation of food you eat.

I also wanna keep some bees when I'm older because i love honey, but they scare the shit out of me, and seem to be dying!

I'D RATHER GO TO A STORE AND PAY FOR IT INSTEAD OF EATING GROSS STUFF OUT OF DIRT
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Did you find a burger?

Nope but I found a used diaper and an empty beer bottle
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The difference between what I am doing and living off the land is that I am not living solely on dandelions.  If I wanted to live off the land entirely I would make a hut, not use electricity, and get all my food from nature.
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But everything you eat comes from the Earth

It's so magical
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But everything you eat comes from the Earth

It's so magical
Yes but I have to pay for it lol.


Hell yeah I just found out Catnip and Burdock is growing in my yard!  Also, I'm trying Pine Tea later today I will tell you how it is :)

Join GW Foraging Club 2008 lol.
Last Edit: May 04, 2008, 09:00:23 pm by Doktormartini
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Last Edit: May 04, 2008, 11:27:03 pm by ASE
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the only worthwhile foraging is for psycobilin shrooms
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Ase that is awesome.  I have a juicer similar to that so I may try that soon!

My smoothies usually consist of:
Mixed berries including Goji
Raw Chocolate powder
Maca Powder
Water
Lucuma Powder
Hemp Protein powder + Maca + E3 Live
Spirulina Powder
Wheatgrass Powder
Flax Seeds
Chia Seeds
Hemp Seeds
Agave Nectar
Cinnamon Powder
Cayenne Powder
Ginger Powder

And it makes two cup fulls I usually drink one cup in the morning and the other cup throughout the day.  It looks dark purple haha.

Currently Brewing:  Pine Tea!
Last Edit: May 05, 2008, 04:19:55 am by Doktormartini
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