you know as easy as it is to make fun of Shep and as inappropriate as his comments were, this
For the past four years, I fear I've neglected my fiancee, and I'm just lucky she has been amazing enough to stay.
is one of the funniest things anyone has said at GW and is being ignored.
"vb...come to bed"
"I HAVE POSTS DAMN YOU WOMAN"
*cries herself to sleep, holding her 6 month pregnant stomach while vb chugs a bawls and begins another hard day of deleting shit from the zoo*