Serious I got into a bad fight. (Read 1915 times)

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Well, I just felt like posting this since I have nothing better to do. I got into a fight at school yesterday so I'll tell you what happened. Here goes.

I was walking around the caféteria at lunch yesterday and I decided to play some b-ball. So I went into the changing rooms, I get out my kit and all of a sudden I here a bunch of chavs pushing and shoving and swearing. There was about ten altogether. The teachers in our school are lazy-assed bitches so they didn't notice. Suddenly, some guy punched another and this frenzy / riot broke out. I think some guys tried to tell the teachers but they got beat down by some tall boy in another year. Now, I don't have a clue as to why the hell he done it but some boy smashed me in the jaw. It didn't really hurt but I was pissed that he actually done it for no reason. So I leapt at him and kinda tugged at him (it was kinda like trying to wrestle a snake to the ground, lol) and then toughed him up a bit but didn't hit him. Then some other kids come and start stamping on me and kicking me! Once again, it didn't hurt (somehow, I can take a few blows) but I don't like being embarrased in public. I grabbed the first kid that attacked me and smashed the back of his head into the wall behind us (I admit it was an accident but who cares). This is when I started to get beat for real. A few kids started grabbing me and pinning me to the benches whilst some other dude started insulting me. Now there was like fourteen guys trying to grab me and swearing at me when all I wanted to do was shoot some hoops. The teachers STILL hadn't noticed. Whilst being battered, I just continued to aim for the balls (harsh, I know, but yes) and threw more than a few haymakers to the jaw. Soon we all heard that someone had told and scrammed. I haven't been found out yet.

It was then in Maths class that the kid starts swearing at me. So we got into an argument and stood up right in front of the teacher. I said to him:

"What you gonna do to me?"

and he starts biggin' it up. Then he pulled me to the ground and (rather pointlessly) continued to 'thump' me. Now I was really annoyed. I threw two punches at him; one hit him in the gut and the other missed but probably would have took a tooth out. The teacher luckily told the head that the other kid provoked me but the head decided not to exclude him (god knows why not).

It was after school and some girl comes up to me and tells me that some fight over me is going on at the football pitch. I didn't really want to get more involved but it turned out my friends had arranged it. My friends; Isaac; Jordan; Benn and Chris were all on the football pitched aligned with the guy that attacked me (Zac) like a game of rugby was about to start. To be honest, I found it funny. I picked up a spare football and walked up to Zac like a badass in a movie (although I'm probably not). I lobbed the ball at his face and he fell to the ground - it was HILARIOUS!

Then I legged it 'coz I was gonna get my assed kicked by these fags on ac's side of the football pitch.  :sweat:

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That guy sounds fucking awesome.
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Who, lol?

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You're gay as hell.
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I know. :l

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Uh, yeah, basket ball.

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:S No?

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:O Umm... I cannot keep up with this whole 'in-jokes' and 'slang' stuff? What are you trying to say?

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you shoulda chaos dunk on em all
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Lol. Well, I hurt my left hand so it was only my right. :(

ROFL, I admit I was getting my ass kicked. I gotz boo-boos everywhere;

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Why would you post a cringeworthy play by play of a school fight.

I mean sure, if it's some gigantic thing that'd be a good story then go for it, but this just makes you sound lame as hell.
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this is some straight up river city ransom shit.  did any of them barf up coins when you punched 'em in the gut?

fucking chavs.  all you wanted to do was play some b-ball :(
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I know! I mean, I just literally sat down on the benches in the changing rooms and watched the fight. Apparently they're changing lucnh-time sport soon. What's gonna happen if it turns to rugby? :S

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this is why I role with my crew, so don't have to man up, I mean thats the whole point of a crew, so you don't have to do shit yourself.

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we all carry glocks too.

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Why would you post a cringeworthy play by play of a school fight.

I mean sure, if it's some gigantic thing that'd be a good story then go for it, but this just makes you sound lame as hell.

Like I said, it's 2am, I've been banned from RMXP.org and I'm bored as hell.

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I dont remember there being so many pussy-ass fagots when I was in high-school,I guess times change...or maybe your from Texas or some shit.
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