I'd totally try out the beer idea just for the hell of it. Then yes, we can burn them.
Also, why don't you just repot the plant, pick out any slugs, and move it away from the garden?
"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel