Russian Politics (just look at this shit)

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Sredni Vashtar

#1 May 19, 2008, 05:30:02 pm

HE WHOSE HAND DETERMINES ALL THAT IS
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http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/ [NSFW, ][/NSFW,]

This is probably the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life. You think the picture is amazing, and then you watch the video and WHOPP it is just the best thing ever.

Too bad that one douche is a square and PUNCHES IT OUT OF THE AIR WITH POLITICAL FURY.

Share your thoughts and concerns.

secondary objectives: make some puns about this zany situation

- I guess that's poliDICKS for ya

- Well that is what you call... a COCKus

- helicopter... more like heliCOCKter

Last Edit: May 19, 2008, 08:36:03 pm by Sredni Vashtar

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Yeah, I loved San Andreas, but it was just such a black game. :x Like. Eh, I dunno, it was all so frickin' black, and I enjoyed the atmosphere of Vice City more.

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Mince Wobley

#2 May 19, 2008, 06:13:16 pm

None of them knew they were robots.
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I think people should do this more oftenly

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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Jester

#3 May 19, 2008, 06:25:10 pm

FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
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Wow. That is pretty excellent.

I wonder what funny joke he made near the end where everyone laughed.

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HL

#4 May 19, 2008, 06:50:34 pm

Will you walk the realms of Chaos with me?
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Quote from: Jester on May 19, 2008, 06:25:10 pm

Wow. That is pretty excellent.

I wonder what funny joke he made near the end where everyone laughed.

my dick is twice as big as that....

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Pulits

#5 May 19, 2008, 07:31:55 pm

I'm a hairy, slutty and drunk Mexican!
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Sincerely, best video ever.

"I think EVERYONE here on GW has to have cranked one out over Pulits or Trujin before. How's it feel, guys?" - Christophomicus <--Feels great, btw.

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the_bub_from_the_pit

#6 May 19, 2008, 08:18:39 pm

Power to the flowers
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Hahah, that was fucking awesome.

Quote from: Jester on May 19, 2008, 06:25:10 pm

I wonder what funny joke he made near the end where everyone laughed.

He was saying along the lines of "one of the good features of democracy is respecting your political opponents" when the penis came and then someone said "oh, here pops up the face of the kremlin again" and he said "well, if that's the face of the kremlin I don't want to know what's coming" and that someone in the Kremlin must be awake to be stirring around causing trouble again.

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AdderallApocalypse

#7 May 19, 2008, 08:19:54 pm

Five foot ace of clubs?!?!
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Hmmm, that looks like Gary Kasparov.

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ase

#8 May 19, 2008, 08:25:07 pm

It's A Short Eternity... live with it
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this is a very good video sredni, but i'm afraid i might be breaking treasured moderator guidelines if I leave this in general. However, I don't want to send it to crap shack

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Frisky SKeleton

#9 May 19, 2008, 08:31:05 pm

aye ess dee eff el cay jay ache
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we can make it general!

remote control plane mods or russian politics gogogogogogo

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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Lars

#10 May 19, 2008, 08:35:43 pm

Fuck off!
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pretty sure the guy who punches it out is a bodyguard?

but yeah pretty good video B)

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Supra Mairo

#11 May 19, 2008, 09:25:48 pm

[Utada Hikaru <3]
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Quote from: Lars on May 19, 2008, 08:35:43 pm

pretty sure the guy who punches it out is a bodyguard?

but yeah pretty good video B)

more like a spoilsport

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Chubby Skelly

#12 May 19, 2008, 09:32:45 pm

Got the powerup and won the game
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When Second Life starts to merge with reality...

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Grin Tree

#13 May 19, 2008, 10:26:51 pm

Protect ya' neck.
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Wow, homeboy spiked the hell out of the flying dickcopter, but if it was a bomb, that would have been the worst thing to do on his part.

Now he'll only be recognized as an enormous cock blocker.

Last Edit: May 19, 2008, 10:57:31 pm by Grin Tree

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Doktormartini

#14 May 20, 2008, 01:42:33 am

Stop Radioactivity!
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I liked the part when the one guy "whacked" it heh

Dok Choy

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2beers

#15 May 20, 2008, 05:34:40 pm

I disdain mrons.
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Different angle video: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=467_1211281878

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The incident took place at a weekend political rally in Moscow. The meeting was being address by Russian chess champion turned Kremlin critic, Garry Kasparov, when a remote-controlled flying penis flew through the room.

The meeting, which was called to convene and alternative parliament aimed at restoring democracy, was attended by about 500 Kremlin critics.

The device - which appeared to be a modified twin-rotor toy helicopter - caused an immediate commotion.

A video taken at the event shows the chopper briefly evading capture before a man later identified as a security guard leaps from the stage and swats the device with a left hook.

According to the Moscow Times website, the prank was staged by "a couple of pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists" who had launched a "plastic phallus on propellers".

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Mr.Nemo

#16 May 22, 2008, 09:30:09 pm

Just the regular shady person
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HAHAHA

when we in puny europe throws cake at our politicians, the russians use aerophallus technology

so... what do you do in america?

Last Edit: May 22, 2008, 09:44:18 pm by Mr.Nemo

blak ppl

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Mongoloid

#17 May 23, 2008, 08:32:09 am

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I'm glad this didn't happen in America, it would have been seen as a terrorist attack.

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Mince Wobley

#18 May 23, 2008, 07:14:30 pm

None of them knew they were robots.
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Yes, I bet they'd go all paranoid and think there was a bomb inside it

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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dom

#19 May 25, 2008, 09:21:15 am

Chapter Four: The Imagination And Where It Leads
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man a flying penis is absolutely the worst thing to hide a bomb in

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GirlBones

#20 June 02, 2008, 08:04:56 pm

I will.
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