Writing sonnets is hard. Help me find topics.

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EternallyChangingNameMan

#1 May 21, 2008, 02:36:04 am

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I have to write some poetry. Sonnet length or longer. To be safe, I'm conforming to Shakespearean Sonnet regulations. Though it's for extra points, these extra points will decide WHETHER OR NOT I GRADUATE. Because I'm an idiot and don't do my work. But that. Is beyond the point.

So. My question for you.

What should I write about?

All adventuring parties, regardless of how sudden or unexpectedly formed, have access to a standard-issue Bag Of Holding. It preserves foods for all eternity, too!

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Mince Wobley

#2 May 21, 2008, 02:45:33 am

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Write about Anal Cunt lyrics and how they're really meaningful and expose an unexposed facet of modern day society's hipocrisy

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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EternallyChangingNameMan

#3 May 21, 2008, 02:50:30 am

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Aw man, but I've already done that.

All adventuring parties, regardless of how sudden or unexpectedly formed, have access to a standard-issue Bag Of Holding. It preserves foods for all eternity, too!

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Mince Wobley

#4 May 21, 2008, 02:56:10 am

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Write about how cool non-Euclidean geometry is

Write about the Universe

Write about jesus

Write a poem with a bunch of phrases that don't make any sense

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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Frankie

#5 May 21, 2008, 03:40:45 am

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write an horribly dense and pretentious sounding poem and make it an acrostic for "all poetry sucks" theehee

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Frisky SKeleton

#6 May 21, 2008, 04:25:17 am

aye ess dee eff el cay jay ache
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make a sonnet about writing a sonnet

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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dark_crystalis

#7 May 21, 2008, 06:02:45 am

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make a sonnet about how Shakespeare was actually gay
Write a sonnet about how the ocean is just so huge and mysterious
Write a sonnet about how Pearl Jam will always be awesome

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Jayce

#8 May 21, 2008, 06:15:53 am

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Make a sonnet about Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden!

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EternallyChangingNameMan

#9 May 21, 2008, 06:19:24 am

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I'm done with them now, and actually did do two acrostics, but you know, now I have to compose one about Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden. Why? It deserves to be done.

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Mince Wobley

#10 May 21, 2008, 06:20:55 am

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Post them here, now

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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