I noticed that many Canadians are very proud of their Canadianness. I was working, and a man in dreadlocks came up to me and said this:
"Hi. I'm looking for a laptop. I'm from Canada. I want something that's not real expensive, because all I'll be doing is watching Youtube videos and checking e-mail. And don't mess with me, eh, because I'm from Canada."
Who wouldn't be proud to be Canadian? I mean the government takes away 15% from everything you buy,you get free "health-care" which is really a lie cause they only "cover" useless stuff that your likely never to get,but when it comes to stuff that matters you have to pay a huge amount of money cause of the fucking tax
Here is an example:
Me:"Oh no I got cancer in my anus! No problem Ill just bust out my health card and get an operation!"
Goverment:"We are sorry we dont cover that,but you can give us a sample of your pee tougth so we give you some bullshit test that you can probably do yourself..."
Me:"Fuck..."
Oh and lets not forget 40% of the country is useless/unhabitable and we got some asshole province that wants to become its own country just cause they want to have french in their game manuals,delaying the realease of good games even more!
Oh oh! Almost forgot! In Canada if you touch a girl below the age of 18 your a pedophile! and if she is above 18 your a rapist!
Fucking eh!