“I’ve sent in my application for the Real World so I’m hoping to hear back about that. Yep I’m really putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I’m also thinking about buying a gun, and dealing crack, being a crack dealer but not like a mean crack dealer but like a, you know, like a nice one.
Just kind of friendly like ‘Hey what’s up guys, you want some crack?’ I’m just waiting for those two things to flesh out.”

-Ricky Bobby

It is argued against certain books, by virtuosi of moral alarm, that they depict vice as attractive. This recalls the king who hanged a judge for deciding that an archbishop was a mammal.