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I read it just right but I think that in the future where they find out how to regrow entire limbs, instead of sending soldiers back home when they lose a limb, they will just apply the magical medicine on them and put them back into the fight, like "Now with this technology a soldier can become 75% more effective in battle and kill 75% more people"

Also, I wonder if it would also work for people who lost their fingertips a long time ago like Tony Iommi.
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instead of sending soldiers back home when they lose a limb, they will just apply the magical medicine on them and put them back into the fight
uh, duh? pretty sure every country in the world would do this.
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Yes I know! Which is why I said "someone always finds out how to use it as a weapon", not just "the US military"
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oh well, i mean:
It's always like this. Whenever someone invents something cool someone else finds a way to use it to kill people.

Scientists discover life in mars... the US military will use them in a machine gun.
Scientists invents substance that causes peace... the US military is going to put that inside bombs.
Scientists discover a way to end global warming... the US military will use that as a weapon of mass destruction.
Scientists find out a way to get along without fighting wars for nothing... the US military will put it in a satellite that fires missles that can hit anything in the planet.
the first sentence is ambiguous but then all those examples are of US, so i just assumed you meant the US
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I love how they turn scraped pig bladder cells into "miraculous pixie dust". Thats the best example of the media presenting scientific discoveries way out of proportion. Reminds me of that part in the GWblog article about pseudoscience
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html

Man has sex with 1,000 cars.

Yeah.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html

Man has sex with 1,000 cars.

Yeah.

Holy shit this is the best article I have ever read. 
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Where exactly does he put it? The exhaust pipe? :O
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He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
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Intolerent Convervative response: "Well at least he's not having sex with men, that shit is just plain wrong!"
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the guy is right though, he's not hurting anyone so I could care less if he loves cars, but I also wonder how does he has sex with them...
that's pretty fucked up though.
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Nude maid steals $40,000 in jewelry
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TAMPA - A nude maid is accused of really cleaning up at a Florida man's home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said a 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his Tampa home.

Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

What I want to know is where did she hide the jewelry to smuggle it out of the house?  :naughty:
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tomorrow is gonna be so awesome:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/29/alien-video-to-be-reveale_n_104043.html

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Alien Video To Be Revealed To Media Tomorrow, Man Claims

The Rocky Mountain News is reporting that tomorrow the world might actually see who else is out there. A man, named Jeff Peckman, claims he will reveal video of live alien to the news media Friday. Brace yourselves. Below are some key excerpts from the story:

A video that purportedly shows a living, breathing space alien will be shown to the news media Friday in Denver.

"It shows an extraterrestrial's head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that's visible through an infrared camera," he said. The alien is about 4 feet tall and can be seen blinking, Peckman said earlier this month.

An instructor at the Colorado Film School in Denver scrutinized the video "very carefully" and determined it was authentic, Peckman said.

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/may/29/expert-says-ufo-tape-no-fake/

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Expert: Space alien tape no fake

The instructor at the Colorado Film School who analyzed a video that purportedly shows a living space alien swears the footage is real.

"There is no doubt in my mind that (Stan Romanek, a Colorado native who has reported UFO sightings) did not post-produce this material. In other words, it's not a trick done in special effects," Jerry Hofmann, a professional film editor with more than 30 years of experience, said in a telephone interview this morning.

"I have equipment that will test to see if that shot was recorded originally on that tape, which it was," he said.

However, Hofmann said there's no way for him to know whether or not the little gray alien, which was videotaped peeping through a window, is the real thing.

But Hofmann thinks it is.

"The chances are that we are not alone," he said. "That's the conclusion I've come to."

Hofmann, a Colorado Springs native who used to work in the Los Angeles film industry, mostly making commercials and industrial films, said Romanek doesn't have the resources to videotape something so elaborate.

"He kept the camera handy, and he saw this little gray (alien) running around his house. He saw it so he got the camera out," Hofmann said. "The thing is about 4 feet tall. The only thing that shows up in the video is his head. It pops up from underneath a window. But his eyes blink. His cheeks move. He turns his head side-to-side. This would be a very elaborate puppet."

Hofmann said people who work in Hollywood animatronics also have seen the video and said that such an elaborate puppet would cost around $50,000.

"The guy lives on a freaking government pension," Hofmann said, referring to Romanek. "He's got a wife and three kids. He doesn't have money. I just don't think he faked this. I think what we got here is the real thing."

Hofmann said he had never heard about Romanek until he was approached last July to analyze the video.

Hofmann, 57, who has been married for 35 years to his college sweetheart and has two grown children, said he used to be a skeptic about space aliens.

"My whole view has totally changed," he said. "There's something going on."

its such bullshit i cant wait to see what comes of it
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but an EXPERT said it was real!
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i know!
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but an EXPERT said it was real!
I bet it's the same EXPERT that says John F. Kennedy was assasinated......
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it's fake.
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I think that instructor knows a little too much about his student.  Perhaps he's the fucking alien.
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The alien is very animated, says expert. 
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LOL fake.
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i havent seen any follow-up articles. anybody else?
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