how i lost my marbles.....................

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#21 June 16, 2008, 03:02:55 pm

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this story rules, but yeah see a doc dude COUGHING UP BLOOD come on!

brian chemicals

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Frankie

#22 June 16, 2008, 03:35:09 pm

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Can you ever forgive us poor frenchmen...
we... we mean well really... sorry......
none of this would happen in Quebec!

(glad to know youre back and relatively safe!)

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Mince Wobley

#23 June 16, 2008, 04:14:35 pm

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Coughing blood means you have tuberculosis

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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local_dunce

#24 June 16, 2008, 04:21:17 pm

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Quote from: Inri Cheetos on June 16, 2008, 04:14:35 pm

Coughing blood means you have tuberculosis

OH DAMN, THAT'S THE SOLE REASON I COULD BE COUGHING UP BLOOD.

Although it wouldn't surprise me.

now is the winter of our discontent

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jamie

#25 June 16, 2008, 05:25:15 pm

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fucking health problems man. i'm sick of em!! if i ever have or hear about another health problem in my life - - - - - - it'll be too soon. you should go see a doctor about this blood cough. pretty wild story, bm. sounds like your dad is a dick but i hope you're able to just dismiss his bullshit when it gets heavy.

to good days ahead?

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Shadow Kirby

#26 June 16, 2008, 05:30:39 pm

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Quote from: scubacoaster on June 16, 2008, 02:01:10 pm

WORST CASE SCENARIO I would have had to sleep on bricks for a night and have my girlfriend transfer me money for the boat.

Based on the rest of your journey in "le vieux pays" even that could have gone wrong.
But yah, that's movie material you got here buddy. I wonder who could play your role?

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Lars

#27 June 16, 2008, 05:41:32 pm

Fuck off!
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by the next gw meet i will learn french and then i will come and we will meet again bm

only this time... i will only reply in french..........

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datamanc3r

#28 June 16, 2008, 07:21:39 pm

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Seriously, your stepdad sounds like a real asshole. Hell, if you can survive AMISH FRANCE you can totally just cut out of there, too.

Don't forget to post 4 euro to that clinic, btw.

EDIT:
Lars you ass.

Last Edit: June 16, 2008, 07:23:23 pm by Juris

"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel

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Roman

#29 June 16, 2008, 07:36:07 pm

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this is good shit, scubacoaster. i'm going to make a movie about this ok.

unfortunately people don't go to see movies starring fat people unless it's about them losing weight sorry bud im gonna have to cast shia labeouf for your role

Last Edit: June 16, 2008, 07:39:11 pm by Roman

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Farren

#30 June 16, 2008, 07:47:31 pm

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Sorry to hear about you're shitty trip and depression man. But on the bright side at least you know how much WORSE things can get.

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Strangeluv

#31 June 16, 2008, 07:59:25 pm

HEEEEERRRREEE'S JOHNNY!!
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What the fuck Jake. You're not fat, man. You're just huggable and squeezable like a teddy bear...

But that's quite an adventure, man. Glad you're back.

Me and Tom Under the Boardwalk ... there is so much fun to have under the boardwalk

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headphonics

#32 June 16, 2008, 08:27:45 pm

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this is a good story

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headphonics

#33 June 16, 2008, 08:28:08 pm

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good as in i would be happy if it happened you will be able to tell people about this for the rest of your life!

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ThugTears666

#34 June 16, 2008, 08:32:37 pm

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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Haha this reminds me when I went overseas and nearly missed my flight home, I convinced the taxi driver to take me for like ten bucks all the way across town as I said I would pay him once inside (thats a lie I had no money), he told the soldiers outside the airport my name and waited for me outside in the taxi. I went inside and basically ran to the plane shitting my pants, I had anxiety for like 4 months cause of that heh. Welcome back bud

at least you don't have to suffer through reverse culture shock (basically settling in) cause thats the worst and can just make you depressed all over again.

Last Edit: June 16, 2008, 08:38:23 pm by Afura

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Frisky SKeleton

#35 June 16, 2008, 09:06:29 pm

aye ess dee eff el cay jay ache
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i never knew!

i thought you were one of the happiest people on the forums, you're the bitmap kid!!!

did you lose any weight in the end?

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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local_dunce

#36 June 16, 2008, 10:20:15 pm

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Quote from: climbtree on June 16, 2008, 09:06:29 pm

i never knew!

i thought you were one of the happiest people on the forums, you're the bitmap kid!!!

did you lose any weight in the end?

GW is serious stress relief for me. Like I am VERY COMFORTABLE here it helps me a lot and I am quite capable of being happy. It is REAL LIFE that is terrible.

Overall I put weight on SOMEHOW despite eating BREAD WATER. I think it was because I seem to have converted some of the fat into muscle which I am alright with.

now is the winter of our discontent

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Strangeluv

#37 June 16, 2008, 10:23:17 pm

HEEEEERRRREEE'S JOHNNY!!
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Nooo don't become skinny. You won't be cuddly anymore..

Me and Tom Under the Boardwalk ... there is so much fun to have under the boardwalk

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local_dunce

#38 June 16, 2008, 10:31:47 pm

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You are a strange man

now is the winter of our discontent

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Marmot

#39 June 16, 2008, 11:30:45 pm

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this is a great story.

anyway see the positive side you survived and now you have a great story. i have had terrible experiences in my life but i am sometimes glad i had them because now i can entertain people when i am mad drunk

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headphonics

#40 June 16, 2008, 11:35:17 pm

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yeah thats exactly what i meant marmot

the shit seems awful but i think it is overwhelmingly positive most of the time, not only because HARROWING EXPERIENCE BUILDS CHARACTER etc but mostly because five years from now you will have some really cool story about some shit you did when you were a kid, and on the whole stuff like this makes your life a lot more INTERESTING in retrospect, when thinking about it to yourself or telling people stories about what you've done or WRITING MEMOIRS or whatever, which is something to be thankful for i think.

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