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Topic: Bondo has produced offspring! (Read 2416 times)

Bondo

#1 July 30, 2008, 08:18:52 am
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Some of you (Or more probably, none of you.) may have been wondering where I have been as of late.  Well, honestly, I've been working and caring for a pregnant woman who happens to be my wife.  As of July 19th, she is no longer pregnant.

That's right.  I have created spawn.  How?  In the usual manner, of course.

I now present to you, Lucas.

7-19-08 7lbs 5.3oz

Tremble before his adorability.  Bow before his ability to spew formula a whole foot away.  Shirk away at the aroma of his freshly filled diapers.  The next generation has arrived.
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local_dunce

#2 July 30, 2008, 08:20:17 am
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Hey Congratulations man!

Sign him up to GW ;)
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Strangeluv

#3 July 30, 2008, 08:22:34 am
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Congratulations, Bondo! I knew you were gonna have a kid. Good to see it all worked out nicely. Sign up Lucas on GW immediately!
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GirlBones

#4 July 30, 2008, 08:30:03 am
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wowo congratulations bufddy!
boop oop a doop
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Madolah

#5 July 30, 2008, 09:04:21 am
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love the subtle Link baby jumper on him :)

congrats bro your world is about to change for the better.
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Carrion Crow

#6 July 30, 2008, 09:15:34 am
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...dada I want a X Box 360...

omg honey did you hear that he talked! anything for you little guy!
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Vellfire

#7 July 30, 2008, 11:34:02 am
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what is with the oven mitts on his hands BONDO YOU ARE THE WORST PARENT HE IS WAY TOO YOUNG FOR COOKING LESSONS OH SHIT GET HIM AWAY FROM THE STOVE
I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
BRRING! BRRING!
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Lars

#8 July 30, 2008, 11:51:03 am
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hey congrats man! what a lovely little chap :)
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ThugTears666

#9 July 30, 2008, 12:06:38 pm
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Haha I pray that he is not wearing a zelda shirt.

Congrats regardless! I did wonder where you had gone actually!
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Vellfire

#10 July 30, 2008, 12:08:46 pm
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Quote from: Afura on July 30, 2008, 12:06:38 pm
Haha I pray that he is not wearing a zelda shirt.

obviously there is no god to hear your prayers

I forgot to say this earlier (hoho joke post) but congratulations.  Get that kid on GW as soon as he can type.  I don't care if they're words either, just put him in the Crap Shack until he can spell.

It's kind of hard to tell but it looks like he's got quite a head of hair!
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DS

#11 July 30, 2008, 12:10:37 pm
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Hey, congratulations man! Glad to see some people still care about GW's future.
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UPRC

#12 July 30, 2008, 12:19:37 pm
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I am positive that I replied to this topic... Well, I will do it again.

Congrats man, good to see that you're a father now!
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#13 July 30, 2008, 12:25:15 pm
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Quote from: Velfarre on July 30, 2008, 12:08:46 pm
Get that kid on GW as soon as he can type.  I don't care if they're words either, just put him in the Crap Shack until he can spell.
his posts would easily be better than those of the crap shack posters too..........THE CRAP SHACK SJUCKS!!!!!!

congratulation and allthat
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Bart

#14 July 30, 2008, 12:26:35 pm
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Oh wow congrats! I didn't even know you were married.

awesome work he looks super
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Casey and His Brother

#15 July 30, 2008, 12:52:18 pm
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Cool, man, a baby! And you made it! Great job!
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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#16 July 30, 2008, 12:56:03 pm
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isn't your life in a shambles though.

congrats on bringing a baby into your messed up life bondo....................
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dom

#17 July 30, 2008, 12:57:27 pm
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Quote from: Pidgeotto221 on July 30, 2008, 12:56:03 pm
isn't your life in a shambles though.

congrats on bringing a baby into your messed up life bondo....................
ya isnt bondo the guy with the super controlling wife
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Bondo

#18 July 30, 2008, 01:43:33 pm
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That is a Zelda jumper.  Here's another angle:


And as for my life being in shambles, it seems that the internet has a way of amplifying drama.  I would hardly call my life a shambles.  And my "super-controlling wife" is not so super-controlling (any more than anyone Else's wife, within reason.)  One also has to remember that she was pregnant, and we all know how that can feck with the hormones.  Us men never really fully adjust to the mechanics of the female brain, and we just have to adapt where we can.

Those mitts are to keep him from scratching his own eyes out.  Awww.
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Mateui

#19 July 30, 2008, 01:49:06 pm
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Congrats Bondo!

He sure does have plenty of hair... I like it.... I mean, I like him... :)
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big ass skelly

#20 July 30, 2008, 02:07:16 pm
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I wish I was a babby

Congrats
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