I can spasm my hands fast enough to mash the buttons just right
I bet you've had practice.
Heh, I love how the birds don't trigger the laser alarms (rpg maker parody anyone?). Also, I expect a parody about the next scene, where you're crossing the pipe that the birds decide to shit all over so it's fricking impossible to cross (because it is anyways). There are so many things wrong with this game I'ma shit myself and play it again.
Also, WHAT THE FUCK is up with the president grabbing at Raiden's BALLS?
Title change to MGS2 ?? WTF please.