Topic: The Earth is flat.. (Read 2544 times)

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The Earth is flat and round. It's a circle and not a sphere.
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I KNEW IT!!  :sweat:
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and there isn't an ice wall. Thanks to the circular nature of Earth, it was quite easy for the government to create a portal system surrounding the Earth. When you travel to the end, you are teleported to the opposite side. Again, thanks to Earth being a circle, this effect is not noticeable. The problem comes in when people want to travel up, how could they create a portal system to teleport people back to Earth in a convincing manner? They haven't found a way yet so instead they cover it with a sky. The sky is generated through the power of the sun. Unfortunately, the sun goes to the underside of Earth where only a limited amount of solar panels are installed. That is why during the "night" the sky turns off (fades from blue to black) and only clouds remain. Government officials are still working this out. 
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I guess what I was saying with my post was this.  Maybe 99.9999% of people think that the flat earth theory is ludicrous, which it is.  Yet something like 25% of Americans think that 9/11 was an inside job (including some people who think that lasers did it), I think around 30% don't believe in evolution (that number might be off but it's a lot), and so on.  It's interesting how these views, like any other position, become attributed to some side of the political spectrum.  So if you don't believe that 9/11 was done by the US government, you're a conservative sheep who has Bush's dick in your mouth.  If you believe in evolution, you're a filthy, muddy minded liberal atheist.

Does anyone else think that it's moronic that an opinion in the scientific community translates into a political view?  I can make a list of scientific theories/facts that either the left or right wing has to disagree with:

Left Wing:
"9/11 was an inside job"
"Moon landing was a hoax"
"AIDS was made by the government to impoverish black people"
"The US government watches people through chips planted in their brains blah blah blah"

Right Wing:
"Evolution is a lie"
"Global warming is a hoax"
etc

Hm, surprisingly I couldn't think of more scientific facts that the right wing denies, despite the fact that in politics "right" is pretty much synonymous with "wrong"

edit: Do any of the flat earth people actually ever postulate a motive for why government officials would trick us into thinking the earth is flat, or is it really all just satire?
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edit: Do any of the flat earth people actually ever postulate a motive for why government officials would trick us into thinking the earth is flat, or is it really all just satire?

I think it has gotta be satire. It's been proven beyond any sort of doubt that the earth isn't flat so I imagine it was just people getting some kicks and then some morons coming in and going "hey buddy you're on to something here!".
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9/11 was caused by evolutionists.

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The government is really trying to trick us into thinking the Earth is a sphere to protect us. Otherwise people would be trying to go to the underside but then they'll fall through and die. Since they won't live to tell the tale, people will just keep doing it. Though it's debatable whether or not they're trying to protect us. They could be trying to contain us to maintain control over the population.
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Believing that the govt is spying on us is a pretty right-wing concept, that's one reason why some hicks run off into the mountains with guns and raise their kids without SSNs and taxes.

And it's pretty obviously a joke dudes! I remember when they had stuff in the FAQ about "the springfield effect" if it isn't still there. This is kinda embarrassing, I hope no one else on the internet finds this thread
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Actually there are Muslim groups (as well as a Flat Earth Society that was around at least until like 2003) that firmly believe this shit.  It's not too shocking that Muslims believe in it, seeing as they're behind in science by about 1,500 years.
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Um?  What?  For like 500 years Islam was ahead of the entire world in terms of Science and Mathematics.
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Haha, earth flat that's funny. But it's nonsensical, because if the world truly was flat, ships and planes and stuff would fall off the face of it. The reason we don't fall off the Earth is because it's round. The only way the world could POSSIBLY be flat is if once you go a certain point some invisible loop takes you back to the beggining of the Earth, thus giving the illusion of roundness. And if it was really flat, some plane trips would be impossible, like Japan to the western side of the United States.
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Thank you Arnold we were all in the dark about why the flat earth theory was absurd
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I am PRETTY sure that the Flat Earth society is a rather elaborate RUSE.
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Really, if you defenestrate scientific methodology, like the vast majority of humanity, you can believe whatever the hell you want without cause or reason.

Not quite as utterly laughable as homeopathy or 2012, in my opinion. :)
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Um?  What?  For like 500 years Islam was ahead of the entire world in terms of Science and Mathematics.

Have you ever heard of the Crusades?
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Actually there are Muslim groups (as well as a Flat Earth Society that was around at least until like 2003) that firmly believe this shit.  It's not too shocking that Muslims believe in it, seeing as they're behind in science by about 1,500 years.

What somebody else said, most advances in anatomy and medicine, not to mention economy were made by muslims, back in the dark ages...

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Actually there are Muslim groups (as well as a Flat Earth Society that was around at least until like 2003) that firmly believe this shit.  It's not too shocking that Muslims believe in it, seeing as they're behind in science by about 1,500 years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth#Islamic_World
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Golden_Age

Why do you attribute what some Muslim groups believe to Muslims (a gross generalization) being behind in science? Especially when some groups also believe that all around the world? These groups aren't more mainstream or common in Muslim communities than they are in other places.
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Actually there are Muslim groups (as well as a Flat Earth Society that was around at least until like 2003) that firmly believe this shit.  It's not too shocking that Muslims believe in it, seeing as they're behind in science by about 1,500 years.

hahahaha. you know there are christian groups who believe dinosaur bones are satan's trick and the earth is only 3000 years old or whatever! but way to stereotype the entire muslim world.
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jews buried the dinosaurs they've tricked us all along