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Sludgelord

#41 September 05, 2008, 07:11:53 pm

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I have never been to a Walmart. This was a pretty good story, I'm going to check one out today.

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Fire Mage

#42 September 05, 2008, 07:17:24 pm

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Yeah you didn't get your ass kicked...you got punched then double-teamed a guy, constantly punching him while trying to steal his wallet. And there's like 5 people plus you saying "I'd do it if I didn't think I'd win the fight"...

What the fuck? You were DOUBLE TEAMING a dude and punching the shit out of him. How would you not win it? That's pretty low. Also this story sounds ridiculous. I don't really believe it so w/e.

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Marcus

#43 September 05, 2008, 07:23:34 pm

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Quote from: dogchode69 on September 05, 2008, 07:11:53 pm

I have never been to a Walmart. This was a pretty good story, I'm going to check one out today.

virginia has the best walmarts. fucking 12 in the morning and you have all sorts of white trash and wanna-be-gangsters hanging out, drinking forties, chatting about rifles and fighting.

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What the fuck? You were DOUBLE TEAMING a dude and punching the shit out of him. How would you not win it? That's pretty low. Also this story sounds ridiculous. I don't really believe it so w/e.

man i take on 40 chumps a day with my arm tied behind my back. hell i'm going to go out right now to the 7/11 and start wailing on kids.

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YummyDrumsticks

#44 September 05, 2008, 07:24:21 pm

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Weird shit happens in NoCal, buddy.

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#45 September 05, 2008, 07:35:55 pm

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"Welcome to America Mother fucker"?
I can't even see this happening in real life. The line is so surreal, it belongs only in a movie....
But seriously, do you think he punched you for not buying him the cigarettes, or is it the way you treated him because I don't understand how this guy thinks a random person would buy him cigarettes?

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#46 September 05, 2008, 08:00:55 pm

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Quote from: BobJustBob on September 05, 2008, 05:14:33 am

go climb a wall of dicks would have been better

Brilliant mental imagery.

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Bonehead

#47 September 05, 2008, 08:06:34 pm

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"Welcome to America mother fucker"

Haha I love that. Haven't been in a fight since lower grade school (dunno what ya call it), but reading
this makes me wanna visit US again and get my ass kicked as well. You should check if the walmart
guys have cameras there, steal that tape and post it here. Too bad you couldn't get his wallet, lol.

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TFT

#48 September 05, 2008, 08:26:43 pm

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I know they took video because it was on camera and stuff. Is there any way I could get a copy of it? I'll post it if I can because a lot of people from GW want to see me take a shot to the face.

Quote from: YummyDrumsticks on September 05, 2008, 07:24:21 pm

Weird shit happens in NoCal, buddy.

Yeah, YDS and I live in NorCal so this is pretty standard.

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Bonehead

#49 September 05, 2008, 08:34:37 pm

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Quote from: TFT on September 05, 2008, 08:26:43 pm

I know they took video because it was on camera and stuff. Is there any way I could get a copy of it? I'll post it if I can because a lot of people from GW want to see me take a shot to the face.

Yeah, YDS and I live in NorCal so this is pretty standard.

Well I'm pretty sure they just won't let you have it by asking. Hmm.. you could tell 'em you want it to show
the cops or something and if you don't, you'll SUE 'EM ALL. I've heard it's easy to sue stuff in America
so that might actually work :P

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Wina

#50 September 05, 2008, 09:52:44 pm

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Quote from: TFT on September 05, 2008, 08:26:43 pm

I know they took video because it was on camera and stuff. Is there any way I could get a copy of it? I'll post it if I can because a lot of people from GW want to see me take a shot to the face.

I'm not saying I would love to see you take a shot to the face...but if the said video was up...and I accidentally clicked on play...I know I wouldn't look away. You also need to point out the bit the "Welcome to America mother fucker" line was used. Man, try everything to get that video!

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Kitsune Inferno

#51 September 05, 2008, 10:07:25 pm

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Get the video or die.

[insert something here]

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goldenratio

#52 September 05, 2008, 10:14:40 pm

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Quote from: Sredni Vashtar on September 05, 2008, 03:21:06 pm

you should have caught his hand and flicked your wrist upwards, flipping him sideways

this is offtopic but i had to post this because i love it:

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A kid called Aaron threw a rock at my head. For no reason. So I threw one back, then Aaron went apeshit at me and got me in a grapple.

NOTE: You should know right about now I don't take shit from any body.

Anyway, we were in a grapple and he was trying to kick me in the nuts. But I wouldn't let him. Anyway, after about 10 seconds of that I just said "Aaron this is how it's done..." Then kicked him straight in the nuts. For about the next minute and a half he was just standing there going "MY BALLS!" Anyway I walked off and then a while later, a mob of about 30 people came running down the hill and circled me. I was just like "HOLY FUCK!" and I started running. I had the mob chase me for about three laps of the school. By the time I had done it about three times there were about four people left, the rest were tired out or had given up.

Anyway I beat the shit out of them all. Methods used:
-Catching kicks and flicking your hand upwards (thus flipping them sideways)*
-Punching in the face
-Slamming head on wall
-Kicking in shins, then elbowing in head

And you know something? I didn't even get suspended because I just told the teacher "Hey it was self defense!!" then I just walked out of the office.

*Last year I was going to shoot an action movie with my friend Dean. The Matrix inspired us here, that's where move number one came from. Plus, we were on concrete, and landing on your back on concrete really hurts.

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tuxedo marx

#53 September 05, 2008, 10:18:57 pm

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after catching kicks and flicking your hand upwards (thus flipping them sideways) you should've smashed up a juice bar

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Vellfire

#54 September 05, 2008, 10:27:05 pm

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oh man i had forgotten about that story until just now

i like that out of 30 people, only about 4 could run three laps around a school

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Casey and His Brother

#55 September 05, 2008, 11:12:39 pm

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Quote from: Velfarre on September 05, 2008, 10:27:05 pm

oh man i had forgotten about that story until just now

i like that out of 30 people, only about 4 could run three laps around a school

Running a lap around my school is actually the punishment for jaywalking on the surrounding streets. It's a big school!

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Farren

#56 September 06, 2008, 12:12:25 am

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that was a serious post right?

who did that

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Fire Mage

#57 September 06, 2008, 12:42:14 am

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Quote from: Harry Manback on September 06, 2008, 12:12:25 am

that was a serious post right?

who did that

if it was twinfoxtails then i don't believe that either hahahah

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baseball19225

#58 September 06, 2008, 01:22:49 am

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Quote from: Harry Manback on September 06, 2008, 12:12:25 am

that was a serious post right?

who did that

pretty sure it was a guy named RPG Sharx or something along those lines

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Farren

#59 September 06, 2008, 01:24:27 am

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where is he, we need to get him back here. Now.

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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jamie

#60 September 06, 2008, 01:33:16 am

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hey tft you just sound like a real asshole. i'm letting you know cos of that story, i don't like you. you should try to be a better person. the guy who punched you was right.

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