EVO was incredible. Random jellyfish helps you get around the world and you thank him by eating him THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR OM NOM NOM
Spore is fucking boring. It scored 90+ everywhere because reviews were written on 5 hour plays. They promised about 8.5 hours to get to the space stage, but it only takes 4 (if you take your time). There's NOTHING to do at all once you're in space, really. Sure you can make alliances, but what's the point? Allies don't do ANYTHING to help you. You can setup trade routes, but what's the point? You spend 3 million to buy a planet which is never going to make you more than 50k sporebucks. After you fully upgrade (takes 3 or 4 hours), there isn't a single enemy in the galaxy (including the grox) which can stand up to you. Yawwwn.
I have said this to a few people already but the thing that pisses me off the most about spore is that the player has a -completely- different set of rules to play by then the computer, especially in space. Not being able to defend your planets remotely, or send fleets to attack other empires makes your giant empire really, really, really shit and weak. Why does every empire get 500000000000 ships, per planet, and the player only has one ship in their 500 planet empire? Fucking yawn.