you should join the navy like marcus and travel the world (SEE THE ORIENT) itll be swell

grampa hunds 

i wish i wasnt such a loser in high school and went to a real college. like a university. although i feel like going to fake college was what it took to make realize how to do college properly and i have a degree so im not going to college again but fuck.

*high fives listlessly, with head hung*

goldenratio thats a good post.

but yeah i dont know why you guys are complaining we're all the same age.  like i am just barely into SCHOOL at all and i know it feels shitty in retrospect to think of how i wasted so much time in high school and how i didn't do things right in regards to college and i'm not looking forward to moving into a dorm with a bunch of 18 year olds and being TWENTY FOUR and a fucking sophomore and blah blah blah but a lot of people don't go to school until they're in their early 20s so i don't think you should feel too bad about it.  you're still young as fuck.  i know it feels like you have WASTED AWAY and are kind of fucked when you see people younger than you coming out of college with degrees already and feel like you missed the boat and only had one chance and blew it or something but yeah, you didn't.  i thought this and then i met this chick at work who had a masters and ran a library in new york and then her husband died when she was pregnant with their kid and she got addicted to crack and just destroyed her life.  it really put things in perspective as to how far gone is too far gone!!  like i thought i was, but SHE really is.  compared to her my life's a treasure trove of opportunity so you guys should look at it like that instead of feeling bad about how you did things!!


also bort i thought you hated school

jesus christ twenty four.  even after someone who's a real failure shoved their shit in my face and essentially said YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS TO FAIL it still sounds bad.  man i wish i'd had some sense of priorities/foresight as a kid!

at least you're not geting a degree in art criticism

well i don't think i can use that to coordinate the satellite uplinking between trains

yeah i dont really feel like OH I WASTED MY LIFE IM A FAILURE, i dont really have any regrets because i am really happy with where I am. part of me wishes I could go back and change some things, but if given the opportunity I might not because I like where I'm at! I have an excellent job/career and I am doing fantastically well at it, which means that even though I went to a shitty school, I still picked the right THING to go to school for, and even though the degree I got didn't get me this job, going to that school did. so yeah I mean I live in VEGAS, I'm reminded daily how well off I am. I am 23, making a good living doing something I love, I got an apartment now, I have a car, I have it pretty fucking sweet!

dont forget *has 5000+ posts on a forum

i bought a new tshirt the other day, too. things are lookin pretty sweet for me.