Paper towels
I just can't stand how they feel D:
they're all dry and icy O_o
other than that I can't think of anything
Or when you RUB THE PAPER TOWEL AGAINST YOUR EAR REAL SLOWLIKE. You should also try it with 1-ply toilet paper. Gets stuck in your ears and is freaking annoying.
I don't like a lot of things. I take off my glasses before I go to bed, and I see all these bullshit figures MOVING AROUND in my room, esp. when I'm half asleep, because then they turn into stuff and tend to EAT ME or something. Fricking hell. Hate heights too, with a passion, although I don't mind being on rollercoasters (well, that was before Final Destination III). Also, I don't like walking on the left side of a road (or the right, for you Europeans) -- don't like the oncoming cars (developed a phobia after flipping signs on the sides of roads. And hitting people's cars. But that was only once).
Speaking of which, I also hate walking across a crosswalk when a car is about to turn and the dumbass driver ISN'T LOOKING at me, but in the other direction. I also hate swimming -- we were given two feet, and not flippers, for a reason. I also don't like guns. Don't mind playing videogames, but if I'm around a real gun I can hardly stand the sight of it. I used to have a roommate who was in the military and brought home a sub-machine gun, a couple of supposedly "dead" GRENADES, and this fricking huge rifle. And he puts them ALL right on the dining room table. What if the damn cat pulled one of the pins on the grenades or something, geez?
But what freaks me out most of all are those pictures of those stupid deformed newborn babies with red eyes and..freaky...whatever I havne't even looked at one long enough to know what the thing looks like, that's how fricking scary they are. If my wife had one of those suckers I owuld seriously have to go to the psychiatrist or something. Holy mother of shit, I've got shivers just thinking about htem.
EDIT: Also I am afriad of the internetz.