The real question is why I would download this from limewire.
After two minutes of killing "jock types" and "openly gay people" (and getting...hotdogs?) I put it down. Why the fuck do people make stuff like this? Weren't the columbine shootings instigated by this shit. Ugh. It's wrong on so many levels. It's not 'controversial,' just a waste of time.
"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel