+1 for dok to tie it up, sorry omcifer.

If you added V-E-G-A-N to it dok it would've been a little bit better, but it flowed pretty nice anyways.

haha I"m not white?  I am fyi.  Except I've been called Mexican and Chinese before... I don't know why.

You look like you are from the Philippines

crank dat goji boy.

goji boy strong as a lion
wa me do wa me no cryin
wa me go to the front lawn and supaaamaan that dandelion

i think there should be a steel option in this poll

hey guys i used the word nigga does that make this a rap??????


i want to vote for steel too his was the best

i think there should be a steel option in this poll

I'd seriously vote for steel, somebody change my vote

in all honesty I didn't enjoy dok's rap at all and find it baffling anyone would. when you do a jumpoff battle or whatever first off you don't drop NIGGA if you're a fucking white kid. I guess everyone voting for him decided to ignore this though? he also threw in "gay" and "faggot", even more lazy ass shit.

then there's this:

The economy is collapsin
and your thinking about rappin
Better prepare for martial law
I mean quit your fappin
Your dick is lapsin
And by God I'm lauging
Oh wait, I forgot, you don't belive in Him
Your one of those motherfucking atheist kids
Where, then, tell me did I come from?
How did I get here?  How did I just own?
God's on my side supplying me with rhymes
Jesus is in my soul, I believe He's divine
Turned water into whine
and your ass into swine
so bad in fact it was forbidden in His time
Oink oink nigga if you eat it you'll die
Now the lesson that's learned bitch you better see
Flip open The Book, John 3:16
Your ass needs savin', at least from me
Cause I'm a warrior of Christ and I fight ferociously
I'm gonna crucify you
Not with nails and the cross
I use my lyrics because I am the boss!

seriously? let's take a look at this:

The economy is collapsin
and your thinking about rappin
Better prepare for martial law
I mean quit your fappin
Your dick is lapsin

first of "martial law" for no reason. just a line that doesn't rhyme. COOL. then there's just no segue; from martial law quit your (fyi YOU'RE not "your thinking" unless you mean his thinking is also collapsing which i dont think you meant) fappin? there's no reason to do that. it's okay to break a line when you finish it but what kind of a thought process is "the economy is bad and you're rapping, best change your pursuits for there may be a governmental collapse" especially when you're rapping in response?

And by God I'm lauging
Oh wait, I forgot, you don't belive in Him
Your one of those motherfucking atheist kids
Where, then, tell me did I come from?
How did I get here?  How did I just own?
God's on my side supplying me with rhymes
Jesus is in my soul, I believe He's divine
Turned water into whine
and your ass into swine
so bad in fact it was forbidden in His time
Oink oink nigga if you eat it you'll die
Now the lesson that's learned bitch you better see
Flip open The Book, John 3:16
Your ass needs savin', at least from me
Cause I'm a warrior of Christ and I fight ferociously
I'm gonna crucify you
Not with nails and the cross
I use my lyrics because I am the boss!

LOOK AT HOW LONG THIS IS. unless you are really fucking good your verse should never be this long and most of it has nothing to do with omcifer, just about how dok loves jesus.

Oh wait, I forgot, you don't belive in Him
Your one of those motherfucking atheist kids
Where, then, tell me did I come from?
How did I get here?  How did I just own?
God's on my side supplying me with rhymes
Jesus is in my soul, I believe He's divine

Him/kids. from/own. rhymes/divine. this doesn't rhyme.

Jesus is in my soul, I believe He's divine
Turned water into whine
and your ass into swine
so bad in fact it was forbidden in His time
Oink oink nigga if you eat it you'll die

hey dok to quote murs I know some real niggas that will straight up slap you if you said some stupid shit like NIGGERS ARE PIGS (did you know nigga actually means something???). the worst part is you wrote a better line by accident. you could have said "he turned my money into manna/made my hand fit a banana/and he turned your water into wine/but you thought he meant you could whine" or something and lead off it but you misspelled WINE adfsfsffff. also "swine" was not forbidden, eating it was, but your rhyme leads from SWINE to FORBIDDEN and then to EAT, which is confusing.

Now the lesson that's learned bitch you better see
Flip open The Book, John 3:16
Your ass needs savin', at least from me
Cause I'm a warrior of Christ and I fight ferociously
I'm gonna crucify you
Not with nails and the cross
I use my lyrics because I am the boss!

more bible shit. thanks for the BITCH btw. we all know you and we know you don't talk like this so it was in some misguided attempt at authenticity that you stuck this shit in. I don't know why Afura loved WARRIOR FOR CHRIST instead of the previous two lines which were the best probably in this whole set, although if you try to rap this shit out loud the meter's fucked to hell. and then there's a lazy boss/cross rhyme despite the fact that your ability to crucify someone lyrically would have nothing to do with your being any type of boss. ironically, though it would sound like you fell out of the 80s, saying I AM BOSS is better than saying you're a noun which has nothing to do with lyrical ability. better line: "I leaned lyrics when I hustled with Rick Ross".

this is the reason I kind of stay out of this shit because it apparently requires nothing other than self deprecation and long NON RHYMING segments to impress people. my stupid GOJI BOY rap burned dok better than omcifer did but at least he tried to hold to a call response format where dok just ranted about cakes and God and threw in a "faggot nigger" and eleven people thought it was impressive.

maybe next time you can both reference boba fett falling in the pit of the sarlacc and compare it to your opponent's ability and everyone will say O...M...G...

in a way I was most disappointed in omcifer because he had more than anyone could have had to work with. dok's a vegan raw foodist who makes brownies out of fucking dirt and leaves, who hates milk, who *kissed* mkkmypet, who supports peta and ron paul, who told a cancer patient to take spirluna despite zero actual evidence of spirluna or blue algae having any effect on tumors, and who has one of the funniest awesome topics on record and you referenced veganism in like one verse only.

lol I don't support PETA but cool thanks for that.

I took Dok's verse as taking the piss a bit and Omcifer had WAY more to work with and he didn't do nearly enough, plus his lines were awkward and long.

Dok's wasn't good and it was very close with the vote as I said, I just took Dok's as being light hearted and funny whereas Om's was a bit too awkward.

I wanted to vote for Om after his second but I just didn't find it matched up to Dok's second. Dok's first was god awful early on but I'm assuming that was just a "yo yo mic check g check my guns one two" piss-take rather than a serious opening.

Also guys 16 lines is the average rap verse so please do that and don't write 100000 lines.

I'm not gonna re-read it or change my vote since I decided what I wanted and basically Om should have done more with what he had. Dok has a pretty well known personality and it's easy to rip on him.

I don't really see "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA OINK OINK NIGGA" as lighthearted

Yeah that was really dumb but I think he was just dropping the n bomb to be cool rather than to OFFEND or whatev. Those lines are awful but as I said I was really disappointed with Om's lack of hard hitting stuff when it was SO easy.

Also try flowing this:

"The warrior of Christ tries with all his might, he reveals the holy light
 but gets slammed into place like a guy with altophobia facing the height"

If you want to sound retarded you can pull it off but it's way too long and messy. Stuff like this is why I think Dok just had the edge after some truly god-awful rhymes and word usages:

"I'm the antidepressent fucking with your brain
I'm like Vioxx side effects making you insane
If you were a vitamin you'd be vitamin C
and I'm the high heat causing you to deplete"

lol I don't support PETA but cool thanks for that.

so basically the reason you don't eat meat is that you think animals are gross and you hate vegetables so much you want to eat them all out of spite

"I'm the antidepressent fucking with your brain
I'm like Vioxx side effects making you insane
If you were a vitamin you'd be vitamin C
and I'm the high heat causing you to deplete"

except vioxx's notorious side effects give you heart attacks, not mental illness, vioxx is not an antidepressant which weakens the link between lines one and two, and C and deplete can barely slant rhyme let alone make sense in a purely written context.

the funny thing is this is one of dok's MEDICAL CONSPIRACY nonsense posts and he wants you to google vitamin c depletion because he knows it from his raw food shit since a few cooking methods cause vitamin c levels to slightly drop in some foods (fyi its fairly difficult to deplete vitamin c through boiling water which is how most people cook vitamin c laden foods).

I'll agree that Omcifer's rhymes were fucking impossible to rap (please actually say your raps outloud guys) but every instance of "taking the piss" you listed I just found as PISSING. his entire rap is too self deprecating and not in an Eminem at the end of 8 Mile kind of way.

basically let me be an arrogant dick for a sec:

I'm crafting superior ways of defeating you, I know how you feel, but what's the
most you can do? Saying I can't beat DoktorMartini is like saying a Japanese
Mathematican can't handle two plus two.

this is just dumb. JAPANESE MATH? is this a stereotype? japan does math better than others? what's bad in this first entire set is he never once actually insults dokmartini; he just says a bunch of poorly crafted analogies.

Dok's first post is no better BUT

what the fuck is Omcifer? Damn, that's gay
and why the dude on your avatar?
you think that will make you e-popular?

this is what rap battles are about. you criticize your opponent's SPECIFICS. thus it's kind of amazing omcifer pulls DOKMARTINI and doesn't do anything with it. if I was rap battling ptizzle I'd make fun of his australian shit, and he'd probably throw some shit about CAPSLOCK in. the reason I can't feel dok's first at all, other than some dreadful jesus rap stuff, is because he kept sayin NIGGA and FAGGOT. those are lazy as hell and like I said in a real freestyle would get him beat up.

the second posts are better for both people because omcifer has three whole verses dedicated to dok and dissing what he just said. dok doesn't do this well in his second post at all. there's more self deprecation to open (omcifer didn't even touch dandelions and he's done, you don't self deprecate when your opponent isn't going to bring it up) , and then we get:

Man, you mention all this shit like drugs and diseases
I'm a crazy little man who does as he please

that's pretty much it! no more reference to omcifer, but there's lots to google! whats an alginean? taraxacin? vioxx? the last verse in particular is astonishing:

Fucking big bird why you talking that preschool shit
Still need to learn your numbers cause you haven't yet?
And you practice 24/7 counting in your head to ten
Getting so pissed cause you can never reach the end
Well my friend, I'm infusing you with sin
Like the vaccines that fill you with heavy metal toxins
Obey the white lab coat guy with a syringe
If my lyrics don't, for sure he'll make you cringe
Shit you got a problem here take this drug
Side effects:  Shitty rhymes, and no love
Flick on the TV to the Fox News
Do whatever they say cause the government controls you
Shit's so biased
your mental retardation it's the highest
Homies think I'm the flyest
Bow down to me like you were pious

the first four lines don't mean ANYTHING; Omcifer never mentioned preschool, big bird, counting, sesame street, or anything that dok seems to be replying to. and then after that, look at this. it's DOK'S CONSPIRACY HOUR. he talks about how vaccines are poison and the media and government are controlling you. none of this has ANYTHING to do with ANYTHING. omcifer went on tangents but he always brings it back; dok just rants about BIG GOV.

look people a rap battle works with a few metaphors tied together (you're clark kent I'm superman etc) and is mostly reliant on insulting your opponent directly and flipping his shit back. in a jumpoff this is hard to do because you only have till your opponent is done to reply, but here you have like three days. there's no excuse for filler lines about government conspiracies when you have several days to write a reply. omcifer's opening was weak but his second verse, while still weak, was what this shit's actually about. not just saying words words words.

also read your fucking lines to a beat. sure you might trick someone into thinking the meter's okay but the majority of people will be mentally rapping along and if you stumble, so do they. that's probably why omcifer's so far behind; your shit doesn't flow, but your asshole's a-quiver/I've got diarheaa flowin out like a river ~socceristhebest.

seriously you guys have the time to do acrostics, entire fake rhymes, you can link a wikipedia article for every line if you want, but you're pulling JAPANESE MATH and FOX NEWS IS BAD? come on.