Bye FATTY HURRY THEFUCK UP RAP BATTLEVS COUCH (Read 1289 times)

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afura, whats with you, huh? sluggin on the draw!
step aside and let the victor slug it to the ball.
and i bring it big, buck, so pudgy: prep to fall,
cause your better in the letters comes to 'nitiate the brawl.

Fatty, ratty slackwit, rocker of the tifatits
100% rolls no royce-- 'borted backflip
more dimples 'n ol' Dolly D could ever hope to kick
criminal intent apparent in the sheer thick of his shit

[echoes ][/echoes]

only four light lines spawned,
but any hope of fightin me's already gone
FuckAssTrifleTontoYokel lacks the stone to match my mojo
butthefighthasgottogothrough, no mind mismatched brawn
so with that i 'cede the stage, 'tima, lets see what you got
Last Edit: October 25, 2008, 05:51:40 am by Bakafura
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the littlest donkey
you rhyme like the palest honkey


hahahah ok this can be your topic you giant faggot


ROUND FOUR HAS BEGUN
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OH
OH
OH
OH

Conchfeld, Conchfeld, the littlest of donkeys,
Trying to rap and failing hard, the loneliest of honkeys
Messing with the master of jones and blades
Your ass will get cut off, replaced with sails

Little did you know that your victory 'd be tough
I think you failed to grasp that you're just not enough
Meet Couch, everyone! He's the master of failure
He drinks nail polish, smells like he just had a manicure

So once upon a time, there was a guy named renamon14(fourteen)
He talked with a screechy voice, ate lead, tucked his head in
You remind me of the man, the way you act is oblivious
You wank off all day to hentai of Captain Grievous

While you're down on the floor,
Let me give you a freebie, bitch
My skills come from Homer,
Your powers give you a higher pitch

You post like a drunken orangutan-lemur
Your brain has the same content as your femur
Couchfiend more like Conchfeld, Conchfeld more like crap
You failed to realize, you cannot beat me with that rap

Watch this while reading, it helps reduce the burn
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Come on guys, I flipped a coin and couchfiend is first
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Yo, yo, yo! Yo GW raps!
Me and Tom Under the Boardwalk ... there is so much fun to have under the boardwalk
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Kickoff with a callsign?  "honkeys" and "jones"?
Your just a parasite parrot pluckin prose from the whole-- from us pros.
words are weaker than rone's bone, rhymethievery manifold-- repetitive, mechanical.
prole goal shows in the stones that you throw,
droppin shit meme smokescreens, hopin nobody'll know
"reyamon, heh yeah, bet im funny now, YO,
shits almost legit, just needs a few more OHs"


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* conchfeld dreadlocks his pubes
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* conchfeld consults rap party strategist council to plan for victory celebration
Last Edit: October 24, 2008, 10:05:45 pm by conchfeld
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ok fattys final turn
Last Edit: October 25, 2008, 05:54:15 am by Bakafura
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what the fuck also
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ARF
ARF
ARF
ARFr

cONCHEFELD must pay
to this very day
His stupid deeds outdo everyone else's
His ma and pa where probably hobbitses

C for crap, o for ostrich, n for napkin, chefield from the football team
His head gets pulverized, his dumb shit is like a crap©  beam
Something's gotta give, because something's gotta give
And your posts are full of shit, I wonder how you even manage to live.

Dedicated to conchfeld :fogetsmile:
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* fatty overuses the /me command therefore /me is as fun as conch
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quit rushing me assholes i have a job now and shit :( .   I used to be able to be on gw 24/7.... no longer....
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well conchefld i have to admit that this was an honor even if it lasted so little
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wait it isnt done yet is it?  dont I have to post one more since you went first officially or did my first one count?
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i don't know, but either way it seems that you just burned yourself m8
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Couch and fatty you can do one more proper one each ok. And we will vote on the first two and the last two.
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No fuck you I actually really liked my second one I posted and demand it be included in votes.
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ROWR TRY RELAXING

You never included a poll in this topic so ill make a new one which is why Afura should only make the topics