hey guys tideland is the worst piece of shit.  don't watch it.

just re-watched children of men tonight with some friends, and it once again confirmed it as one of my all time favorite movies.  I like never realized the huge level of detail that is involved in that movie.  and of course that single-shot battle scene is as amazing as always

Great, now I want to watch it.

seriously though don't.  it's the most boring and aimless movie and in one scene a little girl gets on her knees in front of an adult retarded man and says "i want to see your secret" and it is exactly what it sounds like.

here let me give you some context.

about an hour into the movie (although it will feel more like two or three hours into it) the main character who is a crazy twelve year old girl meets a retarded guy.  they become friends because, woah, retarded people have the emotional maturity of children.  I get it.  so they play their stupid games and the retarded guy cries a little and then they play dress up.  so, you know, the retarded guy says that he likes the girl and he kisses her.  woah! that's a little awkward, but ok, I'm thinking, I'll see where this goes.  then the retarded guy explains that when he was little, the girl's grandmother (long story) used to stick her tongue in his mouth.  I don't know if a retarded person has ever explained his experiences with molestation to you, but if one has, then you can probably imagine how awkward this scene is.  then he kisses her again, and she calls him a "silly kisser."  All right, this is a bit much, I don't know if-- oh, scene change.  Ok, that's cool.  Woah, explosions, awesome.  then, I can't remember why, but the retarded guy is holding a doll arm, and he asks the girl if the doll was a boy or girl.  she takes it and says it was a boy.  "but how do you know?" asks the retarded guy.  then she holds the arm in between her legs.  get it?  it's a penis.  except it actually isn't.  but, uh, anyway, the girl says, "It's a 'thing.'  I don't have a 'thing,' but you do, so it must be a boy."  See, now we're back to the sexual tension between a 12 year old girl and a retarded adult.  then, uh, the retarded guy has a secret?  or something.  so the little girl gets on her knees in front of the retarded guy, right after their discussion of "things", and the framing of the shot is very suggestive, and the girl says, "I want to see your secret."

he kisses her one more time I think and then my roommate and I both raised our hands and shouted "done" (this was not planned!!) and watched the history channel instead.

I saw Lost Treasure (2003) and Transformers 2 recently. I can't decide what movie was worse. One of these or Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

he kisses her one more time I think and then my roommate and I both raised our hands and shouted "done" (this was not planned!!) and watched the history channel instead.

thank god me and my friend aren't the only people who raise our arms at movies

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen.. It was ok. Fucken stupid story and cheesy dialogue, WAY too long for it's own good. But at least the action was on par with what Micael Bay usually does, I'm just wondering what the hell Steven Spielberg was thinking when they were making this though, did he actually think it was good?

I bought all 4 Alien films, the first of which is one of my favourite movies , and so i've been enjoying them and a vast amount of bonus features.

They're all have their high points, but the third and fourth (especially, i find, the third) are sort of bad. The first sequel is a great laugh but you just can't beat the original. What a film.

Seriously though, 40 hours of bonus features. That's insane.

Also watched Jason and the Argonauts last night on tv, im one of those people who cant stand budget movies with cheap CGI effects but with this movie I don’t have that problem, I think it looks great even without the high end CGI stuff... Actually I doubt it would have had the same effect if it was filled with the CGI we have now a days.

the made for tv one or the black and white one with the funny skeletons

shia labeouf is not beautiful.

also most recently watched 'the last unicorn.' without spoiling too much the movie is about jeff bridges falling in love with a unicorn.

Public Enemies. Cool at times, but other than that I fell asleep a lot.

also most recently watched 'the last unicorn.' without spoiling too much the movie is about music by america

fixed