thats some rapier wit climbtree

He could make a good Joker

or nick nolte

glad to hear your friend's wife is OK.

i'm surprised it is so easy to just get photos and information about every single arrest on the internet!

ouch

Stories will be told from year to year every year about the hobbler.


A creature so vile and disgusting it risers form the depths of Gorlakka' (The dark elven underwold) freed from its dark prison to breed with the unsuspecting denizens. Born out of hellish fire and stink bog mud. The hobbler wanders the lands on the night of the crimson blod moon, looking for ususpecting trick or treaters to forcenicate. The only methods of condemning the evil hobmonster to the depth s of Gorlakka' for another year are with either: A Phoenix plume dipped in lthe holy ink of DELMONTE the high elven queen of justice or with the power of a lvl 75 sacred orcish monk of Shorgoth mountain.

Here's a little more backstory on the guy.

Apparently his mother is the crazy religious type who believes that God talks to her and induced the same delusions in her children from a very young age.  To put it quite mildly, most of her family has a history of...instability.  This guy in particular has supposedly spent periods of time living in the woods in my hometown when no one else would take him in. 

On a personal basis I've seen firsthand that he has these weird little power trips in which he believes that he is somehow intellectually superior to those around him and thus everyone he knows is ultimately subjected to his every bidding through the subtle use of subliminal manipulation.  He always had these far-fetched dreams of one day becoming a dictator and we were often subject to rants about how he would change the world if given the slightest little sliver of power.  He even went so far as to write up a demerit system on the wall in my girlfriend's little brother's room and contrive weird punishments for people who didn't act accordingly in his presence.  Needless to say, he was always the dungeon master.

He sometimes talked about wanting to kill another person, and when he did he always said that he would save part of the body so that my girlfriend could eat it.  I never really thought much about it though, as he just seemed like another harmless little dude who spent way too much time toking up and indulging strange fantasies. 

We're also reasonably sure that this guy snuck into my girlfriend's dad's old house and bludgeoned 11 puppies to death with some sort of blunt object.  One of our old dogs had a litter of pups and her dad couldn't keep them at his new place so he left them in the old house and someone came by to feed and water them every day.  Alas, one day someone showed up to check on them and found them all lying in the middle of the living room with their heads bashed in, most of them still alive and suffering greatly.  They all had to be put down.

This happened around the time that he was supposedly living in the woods around the house, and we all had strong suspicions that he was sneaking into the old house at night to sleep. 

So yeah, this is one fucked up dude we're talking about here.  Crazy, eh?

So anyway, here's the mugshot of the rapist guy:



The red wound on his forehead is from the pen, everything else is from my friend's righteous fists of justice.

So yeah, what's fucked up is that they arrested my friend and his wife as well.  Apparently fighting off a would-be rapist with a pen is a crime!

What's even more fucked up is the guy admitted to it and told the cops he only did it because he heard she was sleeping around and she liked it rough and he wanted a piece for himself.

This is fucking weird guys....

that's one hell of a beatdown right there

I don't even have anything constructive to say here.
LOOK AT HIS FOREHEAD

Homo erectus with a severe case of melanoma

maybe he should spend more time making sure his scarf matches his skintight jeans and less time wishing he had ankles

hahahaha

man that whole killing someone and feeding their pieces to your girlfriend thing would have sent up some major red flags with me.

glad to hear your friend is ok.

That looks painful. I wouldn't like to be him.

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Guys what if the other guy didn't punch him in the nose or lips

Man that guy looks like a total creeper.

those bruises look like those birthmark skin disorders - i don't know what they are called but they look exactly like those. it doesn't take much to make someone look really fucked up, two punches and you can have fat lip, broken teeth, black eyes. how was this husband hitting this guy? smacking him with an open palm? hitting his forehead off a plank? i don't know how he could look like that, there isn't any swelling or anything. and the ear? what the hell?!

that pen wound looks pretty nasty though.

I have a sixth sense for rapists, I can spot them a mile away



When i came into this thread i KNEW instantly this was the rapist you were talking about