Poll: Who was better

Bravo
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Doppleganger
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Poll EVERYONE VOTE! FINAL QUALIFYING ROUND: BRAVO VS DOPPLEGANGER (Read 1016 times)

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Last Edit: November 11, 2008, 10:37:38 pm by Afura
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I'll tell y'all right now that it's a crying shame/
That Bravo right here thinks it's all a game/
So to be fair, this is what I'll do/
The setting is monopoly- me versus you

Your rhymes are stale/ go directly to jail/
do not pass go and grab a mop and pail/
because moppin floors is what you'll do
while I am moppin you/ up and down Kentucky avenue/

Get it?! you lose!/ You don't get to choose/
anti-choice, pro-voice is the platform that I muse/
jackin' votes from yous- with my point of views/
claimin' victory from the lefts and rights with lyrical abuse/

I don't need an election just to claim perfection/
but I rhyme so hard that even you got an erection/
straight raisin' the bar with my misdirection/
why don't you keep sittin down/ cos I got this no question/

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Yo Dopple that rhyme was sweet
If I was Jesus I'd wash your feet
Not with water but with piss
Cause I went to GW RAP BATTLE and all I got was this lousy diss.....

I'd take you up at monopoly
but i got news for you:
Rich Uncle Pennybags is laughing
at your deed, Kentucky avenue?

I got a hotel on the Boardwalk
and Park place too!
Land on my space I'll clean you out
then what you do?

You use gimmicks and slander to get what you want
Lucky for you average voter's uninformed
But take a look at the issues and you'll see
that I'm gonna win and leave you deformed.

Run away run away that's all i have to say
Or duck and cover with your sweet ol' mother
But if you want to burn go ahead and take your turn
Do what you can but I'll just rebuff you again!
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USELESS CUNTS DO YOU WANT ONE MORE EACH OR WHAT
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your choice
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good a quick response i was getting frustrated chasing people around in the last few battles, doppleganger want another round?
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So you think rockin' the blues makes you pimp game?
Well I got news for you bro- your shit's plain tame/
Run away run away? That's just redundant and lame/
And damn straight I'll burn- everything I spit is flame/

Like everything I do, I play Monopoly Properly/
I think everything through, I'm a modern day Socrates/
The next time you think about dissing my properties/
A suggestion -a concession- is what you should just offer me

You took a chance on a stance that just didn't deliver/
Pulled tired lines from the community chest in hopes that I'd quiver/
But I blew through that mess and sent a dope shiver
straight down your spine and right through your liver

Bravo, thanks a lot for givin' me props/
it takes a lot to big up and say my shit is hot/
I'd like to do the same and tell you good game/
but the closest thing to props you'll get from me is when I mention your name
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I think Doppleganger has it unless Bravo comes up with something.
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You think you can win?
A tired old dinosaur like you; who joined in 2002
Your fossils belong in the mud
You can't compete with this new blood.

I'm bringing change to this ol' game
you're just promising more of the same
It won't cut it no more, the by the book rhymes
You're going to have do better and adjust with the times!

You occasionally impress me with your so called thunder
But just like Tommy Tutone you're a one hit wonder
The rest of the time bro I'm just groanin'
And like an idolater you're in for a stonin'

You're the warts under the Phantom of the opera's mask, all bloody and peeling like a fish being scaled, cooked, and served while still alive to eager young patrons like they do in East Asian countries.

As a self-proclaimed Socrates you know full well the metaphor of the cave
well crawl back inside because you've just been gutted at the nave!

Like Abraham Lincoln I can't be called a liar,
I said you'd burn and you did, just like the Great Chicago Fire.
The lanturn may have been knocked over by a cattle,
but needless to say I've won this battle.
Last Edit: November 11, 2008, 07:35:30 pm by Bravo
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VOTING TIME
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Voted Doppleganger because his flowed better, imo.
Me and Tom Under the Boardwalk ... there is so much fun to have under the boardwalk
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DOPPLEGANGER CONGRATS ON BEING THE FINAL PERSON TO MAKE IT INTO THE QUARTER FINALS
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