Jone COUCH FOR FUCK SAKE POST ALREADY!!! Quarter finals: Doppleganger versus Couch. (Read 1136 times)

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Since we are getting closer to finding out who is the GW FREESTYLE CHAMPION I decided to change the format of these battles a little.


For each battle I make I am going to pick a phrase/theme and you have to include it in your verse, you will now also be judged on how creative your use of that theme or words is in your battle rhymes.

Here are the three words you must include in your first verse: grandfather, disco and why.

There are seriously loads of cool things you can do! Use this beautiful woman for inspiration:



Other than that the same rules apply:

YOU KNOW THE DRILL GUYS NOW GET TO IT!


Firstly here is a quick recap of the rules and some tips for the public to vote on who is the best:



Members of the public do not post or vote in this topic until each competitor has posted two verses each


QUARTER FINALS ROUND 1: DOPPLEGANGER VERSUS COUCHFIEND

Last Edit: November 17, 2008, 09:06:53 pm by Afura
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I'm gonna preach this speechless non-sayer back in time/
to an era where he mighta dared ta drop the preemptive rhyme
and put me on the defense instead of on the attack/
'cos as it stands I'm gonna break his shiny disco ballsack

So here we are in the seventies when disco was king/
and a playa named Dopple grandfathered the scene
of rap battling -while trying to bring-
the funk back to a topic that's all but sunk

I'm not tryin' to rock the boat, but Couch is out doin' coke/
taken fifths of beethoven just tryin to cope/
in hopes that he might soon meet the reaper
'cos my rhymes are so ill I'd give him saturday night fever

Couch, I'm callin' you out -pick it up- do the hustle/
prove to me I don't wanna tussle with the muscle/
I got you shake, shake, shakin' and askin' yourself why/
it's gonna be me -not you- that's singing stayin' alive!
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* conchfeld snorts coke
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Me and Tom Under the Boardwalk ... there is so much fun to have under the boardwalk
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That's not very impressive, Couch. I was looking forward to battling you, as I thought you were me...
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Heh, that was pretty clever couch. Can we vote yet?
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is it weird that this hotlinked image gave me a huge erection?
now is the winter of our discontent
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CONCHFELD WONT SACRIFICE CONCHFELDS UNIQUE POSTING STYLE FOR NO RAP BATTLE CONCHFELSE IS AN ORIGINAL GUY
(this was gay, I am very disappointed)
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Yeah this is fucking gay couch, why did you even sign up?
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couch seriously dopple's coming at you with all he's got... don't you want to test out your skills... see how far you can go without depending on anyone else's strength......
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i dont know what you guys are talkin about i thought couch won this one hands down!
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2mrw its over
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couch doesnt care about black people
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doppleganger man you ain't a stranger to my prowess, we been bros
since back the day i did you tracks to score some dollars
so given those pages i'd at least 'xpect you to know
that i'm a man always delivers when he commits to a show

rest of yall, relax, don't get them panties in a bunch.
daddys gotta work so you can have that packed lunch.
i got snow to blow, bach to clock, cloves to smoke.
cant shit around on gamingworld all day like you folks.

just gimme a minute, jesus guys.
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you know what yeah i just withdraw cause I am holding things up and don't have time.  sorry dopp!
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S'all good. I noticed that you've been pretty busy as of late. I won't hold it against you.

But this means that we gotta get the next battle rolling!
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