idk your criticisms are pretty terrible tho. like
"but the rest of it is pretty much ANIME"
how does this even make sense? did you even watch the movie? because.........surprise!!!............it is nothing like anime at all and it is essentially the product of a movement that is very anti-anime and this is obvious to anyone paying attention.
"the story blows"
why? the story is absurdist/surrealist and you've given no justification for why it blows. it starts out with some random loser getting shot in the ass and killed, meeting a constantly-changing god, coming back to life, saving the day and having to run away, then getting eaten by a whale with a guy living in it where he spends the bulk of his time doing crazy shit until he escapes!!! later on only for the viewer to witness a legitimately not-terrible plot twist that none of this even happened and it was just the one guy from earlier having some weird fevered dream that made him question his life. aside from being kind of an absurd and hilarious premise, the subtext itself is good and, like jamicus said earlier, life-affirming. guy gets killed, realizes none of the shit he used to worry about was important at all, does what he wants to do. likewise, witnessing all of this shows the guy who dreamt it that he should just do whatever the fuck he wants to do.
"the characters are shit"
again no justification!!! why are the characters shit, exactly? they were kind of supposed to be caricatures that represented concepts and this is more or less what they accomplished. the main one is some sniveling pussy who cannot do anything, the love interest is just TOKEN HOT GIRL HE DESIRES, the old man is some creepy old good who regrets the way his life has gone. they're exaggerated personifications of the actual qualities that are in most people, and these qualities are significant. although the hot girl is more like an exaggeration of the perception the main character would have of her than it is of an actual woman, i think. a lot of it is from male perspective tbh
"BRA CONSTANTLY FLASHING"
this is good because it makes it pretty obvious that the movie just went over your head. as i mentioned earlier, it's the creation of a guy/group of people who are very disenfranchised with japanese pop culture, and as a result, many things in it are satires. the bra is constantly flashing because, and really this should be obvious if you are going to act like you are equipped to judge the movie in its entirety, the character is a parody of BUXOM ANIME BROADS in japanese media. this makes sense because in a way, the main character is also something of a parody of sniveling japanese manboys that play lead in a lot of anime/other stuff and in such shows and movies, there is usually a hilariously perfect character like hers as the romantic interest the guy is lusting after who is kind///gentle///incredibly large-breasted (always these three). none of it is serious dawg; they are both mocking the anime nerds//dream girls that are so prevalent as characters in japanese culture. why don't you complain about how the onion's political cartoons are too conservative, too?
"uninteresting"
lol