No it would be like a fucking asshole that totally deserved more got hit in the face with a shoe. I wish they had an emergency impeachment hearing so then the world court could grab his ass before he got into the plane and hung him just like saddam.

i wish i could come up with fakeposts as good as this

ahaha, you are an excellent pun sneaker

unfortunately, your puns toe the line between appropriate and contrived

Does anyone else think it is alarming that this even happened?  Like it could have just as easily have been a grenade or something.  It's not like anyone at this forum likes the guy, but it's pretty crazy that not only did he have to dodge the thrown shoe, but he also had to dodge a second one.  I thought there were secret service people for this kind of thing

He who throws footwear at world leaders has no sole.

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i think someone else mentioned this but there is pretty much no chance they don't get checked for weapons beforehand. like maybe a plastic knife hidden in a shoe would be a threat but other than that i can't think of anything that could cause meaningful harm that would get through. i'm just a weapons expert though don't mind me.....

that reporter seemed fairly straight-laced
wouldn't have taken him for a loafer
i heard he told bush to "hush, puppy"

that's all i have and the last is reaching

Does anyone else think it is alarming that this even happened?  Like it could have just as easily have been a grenade or something.  It's not like anyone at this forum likes the guy, but it's pretty crazy that not only did he have to dodge the thrown shoe, but he also had to dodge a second one.  I thought there were secret service people for this kind of thing

yes he is going to get an active grenade passed security with all their metal detectors and pad downs.

It could be a homemade plastic grenade filled with glass fragments.

that he had tucked in and among his many genitalia. yeah it's a possibility. lets' just all take a moment to give thanks to God for His help in protecting the President.

Guard: Rectal search sir.
Journalist: Oh shit!

unfortunately, your puns toe the line between appropriate and contrived

yeah it's all a little tongue in cheek

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thanks noone got it before

The shoe was expertly aimed at Bush's head but the President gets special training to jump for cover in even the simplest of situations plus Bush was dodging bullets in Vietnam that's how hardcore he is.

4 MORE YEARS

The shoe was expertly aimed at Bush's head but the President gets special training to jump for cover in even the simplest of situations plus Bush was dodging bullets in Vietnam that's how hardcore he is.

4 MORE YEARS

now that he has those shoes maybe he will run again

speaking of the sole thing, it's fun to note that nearly every middle-eastern and asian country has some sort of SOLE SUPERSTITION.  the craziest i heard was in china that the bottom of your foot will steal your sole.

hmmm... sole superstition... I'M GONNA USE THIS NAME FOR SOMETHING

Would it have hurt the bastard to stop here in FOB Taji and say hi? NO, we just arent important enough for that. Oh but Camp Liberty got to see him.... bastards.

Some FOOTING great puns in this topic

If one or both of the shoes actually hit him this could of been 1000% more epic..

Also an update, they are rallying for the dudes release and also some info on the dude himself:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7783608.stm

seriously fuck you all climbtree and sredni are the only ones doing this right at all.

its like they're breakdancing and the rest of you have...no sole.
or two left feet.
aglets.

seriously fuck you all climbtree and sredni are the only ones doing this right at all.

its like they're breakdancing and the rest of you have...no sole.
or two left feet.
aglets.

LOOKS LIKE HE gOT, SHOED!!!!