I want to hear about that wedding chef
i kind of remember you being there. i guess you weren't. now that i think about it, i can't remember who all was there. ds, bart, jester, ramirez, bobjustbob, and probably a whole lot of other gw people were. anyway, for like 3 days straight this person with a chinese name was spamming in the dwarf city (i can't remember the name!!!) that they needed a priest for a wedding. i decided it would probably be exciting and funny to be a priest for a wedding, and i wanted to find out what was actually happening, so i decided to volunteer. they said i could be the priest as long as i had a tuxedo suit, so i had to get one. at the time i was like level 10 and had maybe 10 gold, so i had to spend all of my money on it.
anyway, they advertised this wedding for about a week and everyone on the server knew about it. i told our guild (it was called gw squad - this was before tailoring supplies i think) about it, and we decided we were going to show up naked and dance on the alter. so anyway, we decided to have the wedding in the king's throne room in that dwarf city and like 200 people showed up. they formed two long lines leading up to the throne, which is where i was, but it was super laggy and the server almost crashed a bunch of times, so we moved to the human city (i can't remember the name either!!) instead, where we had it at that big church.
there were naked people running all over the place and we really didn't get the chance to ruin it, since people were shouting and dancing everywhere. i made up a bunch of ZaNy passages from the book of goku or whatever and they were unofficially married. a lot of gw people jumped around on the alter and i guess they didn't realize that we were in the same guild. i also think the girl was chinese and the guy was american.