Hey suckas! It's KTT circa May 2009!

i imagine he has some sort of electric razor. shaving takes forever anyway

it doesnt take me very long

thats like perfectly maintained, though.  it looks like a robot did it

It doesn't take long, maybe 2-5 minutes a day; every few weeks I trim it down with an electric razor when it starts to get too long, and that takes a while longer (15 minutes, maybe?). But, really, it doesn't take much time for me to trim my beard.

I want a beard

not if you like drinking anything. or if you get colds often. or if you want to pick up women.

not if you like drinking anything. or if you get colds often. or if you want to pick up women.

Do not listen to this man. He knows nothing of beards.

1. I have never had problems with drinking things. Contrary to popular belief, the mustache does not soak up beer or any other liquids.

2. Kleenex is your friend. Blow your nose and you don't have to worry about snot dripping into your facial hair.

3. There are plenty of women who appreciate and even prefer a man with a beard. True, they seem to be less common than those who prefer a clean shaven man, but they're usually worth the wait.

There is one time that having a beard/mustache is a pain in the ass, however, and that is when you're eating an ice cream cone. It's pretty much impossible to avoid getting ice cream in the 'stache. However, I don't eat ice cream cones very often, and when I do, I just make sure to grab an extra napkin or two from the ice cream shop so that I can clean up properly.

Do not listen to this man. He knows nothing of beards.

1. I have never had problems with drinking things. Contrary to popular belief, the mustache does not soak up beer or any other liquids.

2. Kleenex is your friend. Blow your nose and you don't have to worry about snot dripping into your facial hair.

3. There are plenty of women who appreciate and even prefer a man with a beard. True, they seem to be less common than those who prefer a clean shaven man, but they're usually worth the wait.

There is one time that having a beard/mustache is a pain in the ass, however, and that is when you're eating an ice cream cone. It's pretty much impossible to avoid getting ice cream in the 'stache. However, I don't eat ice cream cones very often, and when I do, I just make sure to grab an extra napkin or two from the ice cream shop so that I can clean up properly.

i have sported a beard for an extended period and my qualms stem from my experiences with one! depending on where your moustache begins capillary action will draw fluid from your nose. it feels like your nose is constantly about to drip, it's gross!
also if your beard can get wet it will soak things up. the most disgusting thing i ever did with a beard was drink a glass of milk. you can still drink with one but it becomes a bit of an artform imo

i have sported a beard for an extended period and my qualms stem from my experiences with one! depending on where your moustache begins capillary action will draw fluid from your nose. it feels like your nose is constantly about to drip, it's gross!
also if your beard can get wet it will soak things up. the most disgusting thing i ever did with a beard was drink a glass of milk. you can still drink with one but it becomes a bit of an artform imo

You are known to make up lies, but I will trust you on this one. However, I cannot say that I've ever had that experience. I hear people talk of such experiences all the time, but I've never had the misfortune, I guess.

What is this? The taliban? Can I play?

I am currently sporting what you could possibly call "exam beard". On friday I am gonna go see star trek, drink a few beers and shave that fucker off for it is then that I am free.

You are known to make up lies, but I will trust you on this one. However, I cannot say that I've ever had that experience. I hear people talk of such experiences all the time, but I've never had the misfortune, I guess.

lying about what? moustaches get in drinks. maybe you use a cup differently

i think most of the pictures of myself i've posted here are bearded

that's from 4 years ago but i had one as recently as two years ago.

I am currently sporting what you could possibly call "exam beard". On friday I am gonna go see star trek, drink a few beers and shave that fucker off for it is then that I am free.

hey snap sportin' that exam beard. i use it to keep my answers in

Wanna compare scruffy facial hair? I'm game if you are you almost brummy you

i am also sporting a beard it's quite jaunty and there are no drawbacks at all

none at all

try boarding a plane

i tried growing a beard once turns out I can't becuase it looks terrible on me and i'm okay with that

hahahahahah ahhh climbtree you are trying so hard but you will just never be mark i'm afraid