Enjoying some fine sparkling wine in the ship's gourmet restaurant.

It was pretty uptight and boring and I had to do a lot of haggling just to get something simple like pasta.


Playing some slots.


Dang.


Despite winning loads the payout was low. This probably wasn't more than $10.


Finally in Estonia. We took the cab to OLD TOWN and were greeted by this fort. Meets and greets fort!


Next we headed into McDonalds. I bought a soda from a dude named Oleg, but wasn't allowed to take a piccie with him so instead you get this picture of me studying a sacred collection of ancient scrolls on the wall.


The good Ol' Peppersack.


This jolly young chap walks up to me with a ladle full of crusty brown things and asks me if I want to try. I blurt out UH NO IM VEGETARIAN and walk away.

My gf later informs me that he was selling roasted almonds. I honestly thought it was fried chicken testicles.


The main square. It was surrounded by medieval restaurants and museums.


I don't know what this is. I was too cheap to pay for a guide.


Wow! I want to eat here!


Struttin' about.


I thought this specific area was really cool. It was full of alleys and stone walls and other medieval-looking stuff.


Enjoying some roasted almonds in my unironed shirt.


Keeping up with the baltic knitting scene.


Wow, that Hesburger looks delicious!


We make our way into the central city.


It's literally across the street from Old Town.


I could go for some Makarong right about now.


There was this crazy contrast between crummy old soviet residential districts and metropolitan skyscrapers.


I love estonian ads.


Close-up of dickface.


Hesburger! Hesburger!


We come across one of those peruvian flute bands in the park.


These guys sure know how to toot and hoot.


*froop* *froop* *froot*

I bought one of their CD's.


Mr. Slave from South Park was also there.


Back on the boat. I have no idea what is going on in this picture.