News BARKLEY GETS ARRESTED! WTF!? (Read 1727 times)

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I was hoping he was arrested for conspiracy of performing a Chaos Dunk. Either then that theres nothing to make a big deal over this for, except ratings.
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He was dunking under the influence.
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He was dunking under the influence.
Barkley dunking under the influence, is quite dangerous...

AS HE COULD JUST HAPPEN TO DESTROY THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD.
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Now who will save us from the chaos dunk?!!??
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Barkley driving under the influence. The world is going to end.

And yeah, I don't think most people at GW even give two flips about Charles Barkley.

Shut Up & Jam Gaiden? Yes.
The real Barkley and his boring antics? No.
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I care man, that interview where he talked about running for governor of Alabama was excellent, because he basically just said "IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN FUCK UP ALABAMA".
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yeah, why is this here? am i missing something?
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Hey i was JUST THINKING "oh man i wonder what is totally irrelevant and inconsequential to my life! something that truly no one gives a shit about!?"  and then comcast just has to be proactive and say "don't worry sweet sredni.... here is something"

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driving under the influence of chups and ecto-cooler
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I really didn't want to bump this topic but these quotes relating to this incident are amazing:

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When a Gilbert Police Department officer asked him what his hurry was, Barkley replied: "You want the truth?" and then said he "was gonna drive around the corner" for a sexual encounter, according to Thesmokinggun.com, which posted a copy of the police report online.

Barkley, a television commentator for NBA games, said he had seen the woman a week earlier.

The Smoking Gun also reports that Barkley was good-natured about the bust, joking with police.

At one point, he told the arresting officer "I'll tattoo your name on my --" if he could get Barkley out of the DUI charge.

"sorry officer i was just about to go fuck this chick that's why i was in a hurry I'LL TATTOO YOUR NAME ON MY ASS IF YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS

who would turn down that opportunity to have your name tattooed on charles barkley's ass
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a GOOD COP.....
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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get it? thats a joke! there is no such hting as a good cop, meeting a good cop is like looking for a good genital wart or boil they all suck and are all really annoying and painful.

ATLEAST ITS NOT ON MY FACE!
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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Quote from: The Smoking Gun
When I asked the question "Where were you going?' He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was "hot." He asked me, "You want the truth?" When I told him I did he said, "I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job." He then explained that she had given him a "blow job" one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.
hahaha what a great guy
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I knew there was a better version of his comments but I didn't feel like finding it at the time, thanks for that quote.  I knew it had to do with him getting an amazing blow job somewhere.
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