I really didn't want to bump this topic but these quotes relating to this incident are amazing:
When a Gilbert Police Department officer asked him what his hurry was, Barkley replied: "You want the truth?" and then said he "was gonna drive around the corner" for a sexual encounter, according to Thesmokinggun.com, which posted a copy of the police report online.
Barkley, a television commentator for NBA games, said he had seen the woman a week earlier.
The Smoking Gun also reports that Barkley was good-natured about the bust, joking with police.
At one point, he told the arresting officer "I'll tattoo your name on my --" if he could get Barkley out of the DUI charge.
"sorry officer i was just about to go fuck this chick that's why i was in a hurry I'LL TATTOO YOUR NAME ON MY ASS IF YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS
who would turn down that opportunity to have your name tattooed on charles barkley's ass