So yeah, I'm working on getting a video of this because it's actually kind of brutal but I'm sure I'll be laughing with her about it in a couple of days.

Anyway, I was over at a friend's place last night and we were pursuing a long lost Saturday night ritual of getting drunk, playing pool, and beating each other up in his kitchen.  A lot of us were funneling beers and taking shots for a few hours and generally having a good ol' drunkfest until my friend decided to throw five bucks on a wager that he could wrestle me to the ground and make me tap for two rounds out of three. 

To make a long story short, I ended up going three rounds - lost to my friend, won after two rounds with my girlfriend's brother, then squared up with my friend's wife.  I don't know if it was the fact that she was drunk and my balls were swollen from four rounds of epic battle, but as soon as the round started she threw a kick at my side and I caught it and YANKED and her right knee twisted all funky and she collapsed to the ground in pain. 

She ended up having to go to the hospital at three in the morning and me and my group stayed there to make sure the kids stayed in bed, and roundabout five this morning they got back and we found out that I had sprained her knee really badly and now she can't even WALK for the next few days. 

I feel like a real dickhole about the whole thing, but no one is angry about it as we were all drunk and it was just sort of a freak accident. 

So...share stories about people you've hurt that you didn't really mean to I guess?

On thursday night one girl I know jumped off a platform onto this other girl and broke her knee (although we thought it was a sprain at the time). I carried her all the way to her bed and then did the gentlemanly thing and fucked off home.

See me = hero, you = villain!

atleast she'll get painkillers out the boozewazee for it.

a kid once tried to kick me, so i grabbed his leg mid-kick and threw him to the floor where I knocked him out. It was like Street Fighter, but he got KOd after a single hit...

don't worry man bring her a dozen bud and a box of marlboros you two will be sweet

you should have caught that kick and flicked your hand upwards (thus flipping her sideways)

You should ended her with a choke slam

You should have not broke agirl's leg

how big is this kitchen?

maybe getting drunk and beating women on saturday nights isn't such a great idea afterall...

It's actually not that big of an area to do this kinda shit in.  We're moving it outside next weekend.

Also all of us have linoleum burns somewhere on our body.  At one point I was on top of my girlfriend's brother choking him out with an elbow and this morning he had burns on his forehead from having it rubbed across the floor. 

I also have some pretty wicked scratch marks across the whole left side of my neck and I apparently tore a chunk out of my friend's thumb last night.

rule number 0 of wrestle club: only dummies start a wrestle club!!!

hey guys what sort of activity do you suggest for a group of drunken assholes *not tennis* who have nothing better to do on weekends???

please say live action d&d

We're actually gonna start trying to get together and do this every weekend now, only no more wives involved.  There's gonna be a $5.00 buy in for each fighter to start out with and dude's wife is gonna record each battle for posterity.

you could:

-shoot at cans
-holler
-torture animals
-drive round in your pick-ups
-smash things
-yell at each other on the front lawn
-teach your children to smoke
-give each other tattoos
-light things on fire

yeah i guess the fight club is the most exciting of these

freak fuckin accident

that's stupid you guys are dumb

freak fuckin accident

that's stupid you guys are dumb

yeah, when kicking eachother and yanking/twisting legs, no one usually gets hurt. especially not if intoxicated. pretty crazy that she would break her leg.

hi i'm from tennessee and i like to holler while shooting forest animals and cans

Oh hey earl how exactly was I supposed to know that she wasn't supporting herself properly with her right leg and it would get twisted if I pulled?  it was more of a reflex than anything else.  i'm interested to see how you would respond to someone trying to kick you in the kidneys!

unless, that is, your plan is to curl up in the floor and whimper

hi i'm from tennessee and i like to holler while shooting forest animals and cans

Oh hey earl how exactly was I supposed to know that she wasn't supporting herself properly with her right leg and it would get twisted if I pulled?  it was more of a reflex than anything else.  i'm interested to see how you would respond to someone trying to kick you in the kidneys!

unless, that is, your plan is to curl up in the floor and whimper

or you know

you could not (start a fight club with a bunch of drunken friends and then look to justify beating the crap out of a friends wife)..............