you are a comedic genius

^<---- sarcasm

i would be ok with just going somewhere i've never gone in my community, that would be kind of interesting

i've given up drinking soda as a challenge but that would hardly seem to liven things up

how about finding quirky gimmicks in small or large cities and taking pictures by them. downtown tulsa has this neat and pretty useless area by an abandoned train station that is designed to create this weird echo effect when standing in the middle of it??

Ok how about brainstorming some challenges that dont suck. Prefferably ones you can do alone because I kinda think its weird to go up to a chum and say "help me me do this stupid thing" "why?" "it's a challenge on the internet". It depends on how awesome it is though, if it's awesome enough it could turn out sick.

* Make a flag saying whatever you want, whatever size you want, and then scout out town for the highest building you could out it on top of and put it there. High buildings, big flags and cool text on 'em wins.
* 'Decorate' a common area with garden gnomes.

This one is pretty cool:
* Buy a big set of toy soldiers, some glue, then go around town and create epic toy soldier battles taking place on things, by gluing up the toy soldiers on light poles, steel bars, railings, dumpsters, whatever you can find. Pictures or it didn't happen. And make sure it's somewhere where people will notice it.

The challenge shouldn't piss people off though. Damn army men on my light pole. I stand by my gas attendant challenge.

This one is pretty cool:
* Buy a big set of toy soldiers, some glue, then go around town and create epic toy soldier battles taking place on things, by gluing up the toy soldiers on light poles, steel bars, railings, dumpsters, whatever you can find. Pictures or it didn't happen. And make sure it's somewhere where people will notice it.

I can totally picture a bunch of people filming themselves, going to a public area, set the battlefield, take a picture, and run away. And if someone asks what the fuck you are doing, just say it's protest against the war in Iraq or something.

EDIT: Aztec's avatar made me think of a challenge. Take a garden gnome, put a picture of Foget's face on it, and take a picture of it in a cool place like the top of a volcano or something.

challenges sound fun i'm totally up for this as long as it's not ridiculously stupid.

Host a civil war reenactment

lifesize chess

let someone shoot you in the dick with a paintball gun

-find as much spare change as you can from around town and see who can buy the most stuff (by volume)

-the cheeseburger challenge: bet someone $5 they can't eat a mcdonalds cheeseburger faster than you. they go first, time them, then give them the $5. trust me you feel so elite when you do this.

-compliment strangers on their shoes. tally responses

-find interesting articles from your newspaper, clip them out and paste them into a book. give the book a snappy title, if your articles pertain mostly to the war, maybe 'the sound of war'

-rescue animals. rescue as many cats as you can afford to feed from the rspca. remember to have them spayed or neutered! cats will entertain you for the rest of your days.

-sit on your front deck and try to memorise the features of everyone that goes past. at the same time, think of witty characters to talk as if they point out you're staring.

-recycle. save the environment, and yourself (from boredom). you should already do your own recycling, but others on the block may not. go through their trash and sort out their plastics from their papers and compost that organic waste.

let someone shoot you in the dick with a paintball gun

that really smarts

reverse shoplifting is a lot of fun. have people burn mix cds, a bunch of them,  and print out the covers and replace all these albums. they don't have to be good or bad albums or mixes, just someone buys Slint's Spiderland and gets some fuckin Weird Al instead. its what we call anarchy.

also john waters used to find thrift store clothes and then put them on store mannequins when no one was looking, or at least put them in with the regular clothes. just the grodiest shit too.

also john waters used to find thrift store clothes and then put them on store mannequins when no one was looking, or at least put them in with the regular clothes. just the grodiest shit too.

i love this story almost as much as his shoplifting stories, like about how divine just walked out of a store with a chainsaw because WHO WOULD STOP HIM, and how he got caught putting something in his jacket but then he put it back so when he was arrested he sued them and won $3000 from them

Challenge 1: Watch Gigli all the way through then tell everyone here what the best part of the movie was for you.

this is funny because my friends want to rent disaster movie and see if I can sit through the whole movie without groaning/complaining/leaving the room in disgust.  I actually kind of want to see if I can do that (note: the answer is no)

i love this story almost as much as his shoplifting stories, like about how divine just walked out of a store with a chainsaw because WHO WOULD STOP HIM, and how he got caught putting something in his jacket but then he put it back so when he was arrested he sued them and won $3000 from them

did you listen to This Filthy World too? I did yesterday.

did you listen to This Filthy World too? I did yesterday.

I saw the video version of it, is there an audio version?  That would be a nice thing to have on my iPod.

the best part of the whole thing is his story of saying inappropriate things to children tho

"Did you knock my bike over?  Wanna knock over other people's bikes together?  They'll never know it's us."