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Hello

What are you fools doing for your other half on Valentines Day?


I didn't want to do it but I never do shit so I got her flowers this year. Do any of you romeos have any shit planned? What are you buying your internet girlfriends?
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wait when is it?

I hate fucking valentines day so much its the most annoying holiday on the fucking planet.
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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14TH or something. I'm not a fan either but I never buy my female stuff so I thought I would this time.

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I'm taking a bus to visit her, buying her flowers and giving her a couple of those children's valentines day TV-show themed cards with cliche sayings on them
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How far away does she live ase?




Man this is going to be the gayest topic.
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we both think it's the gayest holiday ever so we'll probably just do whatever as usual
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How far away does she live ase?




Man this is going to be the gayest topic.
2 hours

also yeah
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I bet this is when all the young dumbasses get pregnant too.

this holiday

this shit holiday

"ohh look, flowers and some candy!"
"You're so sweet!"
*bends over
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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Im making a point to work. Fuck girls *_*

Actually someone threw me the question today and when I replied "nope not doing anything!" she said kinda quietly neither am I. I'm a made man ;)
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well i'd tell u but then it wouldn't be a surprise jimmy <3
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first names on forums. . . . .


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me 2 babe, its annoying huh
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giving her a couple of those children's valentines day TV-show themed cards with cliche sayings on them

man this is an awesome idea i'm stealing it except i'm going to have a stash of them and hide them around her room every time she leaves it this weekend
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gonna make love to a fine drink, that's what.

might tango with the toilet too.

my baby's miles away

and I've got nothin' better to do.

(cept for job hunting.)

thats a littl' poem i wrote.... for all the broken hearted weepers.
has a girl in his bed. pot in his pipe and family guy on the tube. i like life
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dudes what are you getting your dudes???  :welp:
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Har har

Nothing here.

My dads getting married on valentines day, actually.
But yeah unless my dad invited a ridiculously hot chick to his wedding or something I've no plans.
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i recently ended things with a girl i was seeing sooooo who knows

my bed... bong rips... the internet... There's no telling how much fun i'll be having!
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uh oh ya gave bort a chance to talk about his female problems


everybody scram!!!
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Dear GW: To day I was depressed.
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brian you can come over to my place for v-day.  we can kick back and relax in our pjs, eat ice cream, drink some chardonnay, and watch american president over and over again