Topic: 13 year old becomes a father (Read 6040 times)

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I hate The Sun but this is fucking uncomfortable. Now that I know that this happens all the time in the UK though I think I'll go back to refreshing Facebook. Moral crisis averted.

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Did they ever do £40 in crisps? I seem to remember one of my mates getting £20 in his walkers at dinnertime once and the dinnerlady offered to "look after it" for him.

Also yeah, The Sun and The Mail are competing to see how close they can get to being a pile of turd without selling actual shit at the news stand.
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It's probably not even real dude, the sun routinely just makes up sensational stories for slow news days
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This kid looks like 7 years old, damn. I saw a video on our news about it where alfie said he had no idea where he'd get the money to support a child. And how long are these two going to stay together, anyway? 12 year old romances don't tend to last very long. Oh man, this is so messed up. Next there'll be a charity for them as well as that woman with 14 children. Support people who are too dumb to make good choices, guys! Let them breed and devour the nations of the world!
Upon arriving the attending doctor could find no abnormal physical symptoms other than extremely dilated pupils. After spending several hours terrified that his body had been possessed by a demon, that his next door neighbor was a witch, and that his furniture was threatening him, Dr. Hofmann feared he had become completely insane.
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I read about this but I read about it on The Sun's website and I remembered there being something off about the Sun but I couldn't remember if it just slightly blew things out of proportion or was a flat-out tabloid thing where none of the stories are true.

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Support people who are too dumb to make good choices, guys! Let them breed and devour the nations of the world!

dude there's a difference between a 13 year old accidentally getting a girl pregnant and a grown woman who already had 6 children having 8 more, why would you ever think these things were the same thing

fuck i'd rather support this kid because he at least wants to take responsibility for his actions (even though there's no way he could really be much of a dad at his age, he's THINKING ABOUT IT and even being concerned about the financial situation)
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I didn't say it was the same thing, just that there might be a charity set up because there's no way *he* can support the kid.

Actually, does anyone know what the sex-education programs are like in the UK? Surely at 12 years old you know how babies are born.
Upon arriving the attending doctor could find no abnormal physical symptoms other than extremely dilated pupils. After spending several hours terrified that his body had been possessed by a demon, that his next door neighbor was a witch, and that his furniture was threatening him, Dr. Hofmann feared he had become completely insane.
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CNN has picked up this story, so idk. its most likely true. there's a video interview on the sun's site too
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Imagine being 14 years younger than your dad?
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The question is, why the fuck is that girl with that 8 years old looking kid who is anyway two years younger than her  ?
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hahaha

The sun is fucking awful. The only people who read it are racists tradesmen and dimwitted tabloid-lovers. Regardless, this is uninteresting as this family looks like completely chavs, and no one gives a shit about them except maybe Jeremy Kyle.
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holy SHIT no way he's thirteen
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yeah i saw this today. 13 years old isn't that rare, i think. this wouldn't be so publicized if he didn't look like he was 7 or 8 holy shittt



I don't understand how he even got it up

she looks like the penguin's daughter or some crap look a dat face
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she definitely doesn't look fifteen.  jesus he looks half his age and she looks twice hers.  could this be anymore comical a photo op ? ? ?
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Saw this in the news the other day.














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Also the girl is a pedophile.
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hey uk, how's that super expensive sexual education plan going?

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Despite the government's long-term teenage pregnancy strategy, which aims to halve the under-18 conception rate by 2010, the UK has the second highest rate in the developed world with 40.4 conceptions per 1,000 girls aged 15 to 17.

still have a year to go!

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Also the girl is a pedophile.

i'm actually curious as to how the relationship got started.

it's hard to imagine a sexually active 12 year old boy... i mean, i didn't "discover" masturbation until 13 but i guess everyone is different.

what i'm trying to say is, i wouldn't be surprised if his older girlfriend either

A) forced it on him
or
B) encouraged it.
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uh she was like 14 when this happened.  12 and 14 year olds dating isnt that unusual!
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Sorry alfie bro but you can do better, I mean his girl is not even hott !!!
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Too be honest growing up here in the UK, I didn’t get much sex education from lessons in school... The most I got was a video of a woman giving birth and there was also 1 lesson where the boys and girls were split up into two separate classrooms and each class just spent an hour talking about masturbation which didn’t last more than 20mins because one idiot found it funny to keep asking our teacher how often he masturbated, so all in all I got 2 lessons of sex education.

Yeah teenage pregnancies are very common but I always assumed America had the same problem... I would see it on Ricky lake, Maury ect.. “I’m 12 and I want loads of babies” or “I’m having sex with 30year olds for a baby”.

p.s. the video of the woman giving birth was nasty, most of us couldn’t watch more than half of it before we just walked out.
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