Topic: 13 year old becomes a father (Read 6040 times)

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very yes

three cheers for dark-skinned women :o

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british people are so unattractive

white people across the globe to a lesser extent but... british people just dont know how to look good apparently!

also british newsmedia is the worst you can say what you like about fox news or whatever but anytime i read an article from a non-bbc british new-source i want to crunch my nuts
All the possible fathers are like 13+ yet they all look like they are 8-10. Feh.
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it's broken britain. it's booze britain. it's the climate crunch. A'makin'me sick
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I commend this little boy for knockin up an older girl. 

*slow claps*

For some reason I heavily condone younger man with older women type relationships.  but the opposite for me is gross as fuck. 

Old dudes goin out with young girls have 0 game whatsoever.
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So your against sugar daddy's then.
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Pretty much.  Usin money to hook up with girls, no skills whatsoever.
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The girls dont normally complain.
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I wouldn't complain either if I only had to work 15~20 minutes a week and still got everything I wanted.
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Make that 15-20 minutes a week more like 2 or 3 hours of female pain.
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Make that 15-20 minutes a week more like 2 or 3 hours of female pain.
From...?

Sex...? Or what?

Because if sex, it's not like sex is OH TORTURE on all women...


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Yeah, that doesn't make sense... or maybe it would if you'd elaborate. I'm almost intrigued.
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Yes sex, I mean, some women might enjoy it and a prostitute might, but some guys take it too far, I know this guy that called up this whore, he paid her for 1 hour. He wanted her to suck his dick(nsfw?) but she didn't want to, so he got mad and she left early. Around 4-5 days later he called her up again, but this time he tied her up to a bed and started whipping her for a whole hour, then resumed to rape her. It was in the local news :/
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i'm assuming these guys were just straight fucking.
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I got a funny prostitute story.

One time my friend talked me into going and finding a japanese sex house and I was drunk enough to atleast want to check it out. We got to a taxi driver and did the finger in the whole thing, which he immediately understood. We drove around for about an hour looking at different japanese places that kept turning us down because americans had a really bad reputation over there I guess. Or maybe they were racist, dunno.

Anyways he eventually dropped us off in front of a club and my friend asked him if there were girls there and he just kind of immediately replied YES THEY GURL HERE and left us speeding off.

Anyways he asked the host dude outside and he said basically the same thing.

When we got there a russian, Singaporean, and some other euro girl were talking to us and pouring us drinks so we thought that we were in the right place. Anyways, toward the end of this story I finally got drunk enough to get my nerves up and actually want to try this and he asked them "how much" and where we were supposed to go. They were like "FOR WHAT???", I guess he just thought they were dense and kept hinting at it when they finally caught on.

we both felt pretty embarrassed but they were cool about it. I since then kept my resolve to not want to get into that shit unless I ended up at one of those places by accident and a girl coerced me into it because I dont' feel comfortable with that shit.
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that reminds me of one of my worst nights ever.
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so wait it was just a regular bar with no prostitutes or what. I don't fully get it but I get why you are embarassed.
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ahahaha, coxswain struck out by assuming the girls were prostitutes.

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Coxswain.. wth is the finger in the whole thing?

.. is it an American thing?
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you make a hole from your thumb and forefinger on one hand and you move your other forefinger in and out of the hole, symbolizing sex and no it's not an american thing are you dumb?