Child Rape Sparks Abortion Controversy

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Barack Obama

#61 March 07, 2009, 05:59:19 am

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4Dsheep

#62 March 07, 2009, 03:10:51 pm

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I really miss the old days when you had to spit in the face of at least three of the seven popes to get excommunicated. These new world catholics are a real letdown.

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Calunio

#63 March 07, 2009, 04:25:52 pm

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Quote from: The Octave Doctor on March 06, 2009, 11:50:02 am

Brazil is a heavily catholic country, to be barred from the jesus fanclub is to be totally isolated from your community and friends. Your best buds will turn on you and shit, you'll be treated like crap and abused. Even though you're totally in the right, once some angry minister declares you unworthy of jesus your game's up.
It's not a joke it's serious and really grotesque.

That's not true. The great majority of the "catholics" in Brazil aren't really religious. Not much, anyway. I understand the archbishop's decision by a religious standpoint, but regular people take the side of the girl. No one here, not the media, not the community, not her family or friends think the girl should have kept the babies.

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Dissonance

#64 March 07, 2009, 06:51:12 pm

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three cheers for catholicism

the scary thought is that despite the number of overall christians dropping in canada/us/europe, they're actually rising worldwide... this can only be a bad thing

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big ass skelly

#65 March 07, 2009, 07:00:07 pm

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Why? YOu got a problem with africans going to heaven?

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Boulvae

#66 March 07, 2009, 07:02:52 pm

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I still can't see whats so popular about it. I mean christianity's god throws people in hellfire for being independant and being able to write (yes literacy is a sin). How is that popular?

That guy sucks for favoring a couple of unborns that were going to die anyways over the girl who got emotionally scarred (no excommunication cause she's young, eh).

A tool is a tool regardless. I mean if you suck, you suck, and not even the most perfect tool could save you. And if your damn good then even with the worst tool ever conceived you could chug out some high quality shit.

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Frisky SKeleton

#67 March 07, 2009, 07:16:53 pm

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well in islam you get your genitals cut off if you sneeze so there's probably a lot of converts who'd rather keep their genitals and lose their literacy

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Dissonance

#68 March 07, 2009, 07:42:31 pm

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Quote from: climbtree on March 07, 2009, 07:16:53 pm

well in islam you get your genitals cut off if you sneeze so there's probably a lot of converts who'd rather keep their genitals and lose their literacy

or you could just not adhere to either

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....Ha! Did you forget already? In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears. Ever since I woke up from my coma... ...I think I've been waiting for this very moment. You'd do well to remember this, Maya. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.

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Frisky SKeleton

#69 March 07, 2009, 11:02:58 pm

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In atheism you get executed for poor math

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datamanc3r

#70 March 08, 2009, 06:53:51 am

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Quote from: climbtree on March 07, 2009, 07:16:53 pm

well in islam you get your genitals cut off if you sneeze so there's probably a lot of converts who'd rather keep their genitals and lose their literacy

omg post of the year I want this on a T-shirt.

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Bootface

#71 March 10, 2009, 04:08:55 am

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I find it funny everyone is getting excommunicated except the stepfather.

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Ragnar

#72 March 10, 2009, 04:57:18 am

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all religion sucks because they make you wear some sort of hat or no hair or like some bling on your neck imagine some guy saying he's got all the answers to life's mysteries but first you have to put on this TEN-GALLON HAT

like basically everything about religion is just a test to see if you can be convinced if really arbitrary stuff is significant quick you have to kneel for this part now you have to stand now you have to touch your forehead and your shoulders left to right or right to left I forget which way but if you get it wrong you're going to hell

this water does like Cure1 on your soul and you gain a level of experience next you eat this round thing it's like a powerup that gets you more points

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Edit: I'm also pissed because they did do readings and stuff and that was probably kind of interesting like here's the lesson of this story but that was like 3 minutes of the entire mass at least as far as I remember 99% of church was like sit down stand up sing this 7 times eat this drink this take out skinny book take out fat book fat book's too big and heavy can't find the page shit it's over. I actually have nice memories of religion courses though

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massasphyxiation

#73 March 10, 2009, 06:47:36 am

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The Archbishop of Olinda and Recife, Jose Cardoso Sobrinho, told Brazil's TV Globo that the law of God was above any human law.

ok, so if that's true, why do these people need the church?

go ahead Brazil, marinate on that for a minute

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Mr. Actionist

#74 March 11, 2009, 06:14:10 am

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Because the archbishops/pope/etc *make* God's laws here on earth, straight from God.

Mmm. The whole abortion situation is pretty awful, especially if the family's going to be outcasts because of this. Catholocism in particular, I've seen, creates a large amount of intolerance, and it's partly why some people like it.

Upon arriving the attending doctor could find no abnormal physical symptoms other than extremely dilated pupils. After spending several hours terrified that his body had been possessed by a demon, that his next door neighbor was a witch, and that his furniture was threatening him, Dr. Hofmann feared he had become completely insane.

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