Topic: for the 32,445,900th time, ROCK IS DEAD (Read 1357 times)

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so everyone's gonna argue it to the end of everything unholy, but do many people see the decline in mainstream rock? even underground rock?

i know rock has always seemed to come in waves in America, which inevitably means there are dry periods such as the stagnant period between rockabilly's downfall and psychadelic's rise or the slow death of hair metal into the rise of grunge, but i seriously am starting to see some signs.

1) MEDIA OVERKILL

not to say that they're not doing it to hip-hop or any other popular genre, but due to mtv, myspace, and every other place on the internet, you can pretty much know what Chris Cornell had for breakfast.

2) GUITAR HERO/ROCK BAND

enough said

3) ROCK AS A NOVELTY

#2 partially goes with this one. most of us here have been raised by people who grew up with rock or at least lived in a rock-influenced culture. marketers and industries have finally become successful in selling rebellion. you see somebody like hannah montanna going for the rock cliche which is so generalized today that anyone with an electric guitar can look the part.

4) MUSICIANS

ok, there have always been those artists that have borrowed an older style. but there have been more and more bands that don't just take a page, but a whole chapter from hair metal, jangle pop, or glam rock these days. 80's have especially made a comeback. with bands like wolfmother, white stripes, the hives, hinder, buckcherry, franz ferdinand, the minus 5, the strokes, etc. there's no need to make anything new if people are eating it. this contributes to rock becoming a novelty (#3)



ok, so commercially, when most people think of jazz, what do they hear in their minds? usually so cool west coast, or swing blues standard, which was, basically, the most commercially successful form of jazz. it captured the idea of what most people thought jazz was the best and therefore whenever it's portrayed in modern pop culture, you're more likely to hear benny goodman (chips ahoy!) then charles mingus (what a shame, too).

i'm starting to see rock go the same way.

do i think it's a shame? hell no cuz i don't listen to the radio, but...

anyway, my whole point is BOW DOWN TO YUNG JEEZY N00BZ LOLOLOLOLORZ!!!!!!

but seriously? what do you guys think? is something like this hard to believe?
Django only had one finger,its as big as four cats, and hes got a retractable leg so he can leap up at you better and you know what?He lights up at night, and hes got four ears.Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears,and his claws are as big as cups and for some reason hes got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs Doyle was tellin me that hes got magnets on his tail so if youre made out of metal he can attach himself to you,and instead of a mouth its got four arses
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everything that gets popular gets over comercialised eventually, get over it. personally i prefer the sound of rock to rap but i don't really care if you like rap. I don't really know what you're trying to prove here man.
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get over it.

i never said i had a problem with it.

not trying to prove anything. i'm just pointing some things out. just some stuff that comes to mind now and then.
Django only had one finger,its as big as four cats, and hes got a retractable leg so he can leap up at you better and you know what?He lights up at night, and hes got four ears.Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears,and his claws are as big as cups and for some reason hes got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs Doyle was tellin me that hes got magnets on his tail so if youre made out of metal he can attach himself to you,and instead of a mouth its got four arses
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"roc`k and roll is dead.
long live rock and roll."  ~ k cobain

rock and roll is dead because it sucks. brb im gonna plug in a guitar and be famous ! that rock cliche you talked about with hannah montana? its the same shit you think is the 'real deal' oasisfan

my favorite thing about rock music is those 80s bands that have like four guitarists and they all line up and rock back and forth together and play

hopefully by the year 3000 rock and roll wont even be a memory :)
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You say PINK--I say WTF?
You say HANNAH MONTANA--I say METALLICA
You say ZAC EFRON--I say He's gay
You say RAP--I say METAL
You say IM WEIRD--I say FUCK YOU!
92 % of teenagers population has moved on to RAP.
IF YOU are part of the 8 % that still head bang and love metal then, copy and paste


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in mainstream music bullshit probably, maybe. They've got tons of new shitty alt rock bands on mtv and the radio all the time and the led zeppelin of this day is goddamn linkin park.

You've got to look for good music now a days, got to earn it.
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music is dead. aren't posthumous releases great.
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oh and point 2 there is particularly dumb.

people need to stop trivializing serious, engaging music like motherfucking ACDC by making it into a videogame! u r killing it :(
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rock and roll is dead because it sucks. brb im gonna plug in a guitar and be famous ! that rock cliche you talked about with hannah montana? its the same shit you think is the 'real deal' oasisfan
oasisfan?

well, the gallagher bros. were pretty funny.

i don't have standards or think of a 'real deal' with rock, btw.

oh, and i never said anybody in rock is any more 'real deal' than montanna. i'm using her as an example of the type of cliche rock is now. i don't worship any "real deal"s out there.

all i wanted was to see what you people thought, not some a bash-fest. not sure where you got the idea that i'm some rock-worshiping geezer, im9today
Django only had one finger,its as big as four cats, and hes got a retractable leg so he can leap up at you better and you know what?He lights up at night, and hes got four ears.Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears,and his claws are as big as cups and for some reason hes got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs Doyle was tellin me that hes got magnets on his tail so if youre made out of metal he can attach himself to you,and instead of a mouth its got four arses
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whats ur favorite hard rock band
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this is my internet posting gimmick. i cant change it so... tuff love

and i made you into rock geezer so i could rail against it because im pretty bored and it was fun!
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whats ur favorite hard rock band

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Django only had one finger,its as big as four cats, and hes got a retractable leg so he can leap up at you better and you know what?He lights up at night, and hes got four ears.Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears,and his claws are as big as cups and for some reason hes got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs Doyle was tellin me that hes got magnets on his tail so if youre made out of metal he can attach himself to you,and instead of a mouth its got four arses
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buckcherry is so horrible btw

I just hate them so much


tell me that don't make your stomach churn
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this rock n roll song is fuckin awesome FYI
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this one is awesome too

im gonna post a buncha great rockandroll songs in here
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hard rock? like more "traditional"? don't have one of those

but for whatever rock, it would be faith no more
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fuck yeah wire is still makin' music rock aint dead
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